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Z · 11-18-2008, 11:54 PM

You were a cadaverous lay.

AnalProbe · 11-18-2008, 11:56 PM

"I have had much better before...but hey, who am I to complain ?"

AnalProbe · 11-19-2008, 07:01 AM

"Your body sucks bigtime, but I like the way you stare at me all the time"

Dirty Lord · 11-19-2008, 07:05 AM

- So.....thats it?

AnalProbe · 11-19-2008, 07:06 AM

"Are you lactating, or is your left implant leaking ?"

- Jesus Christ - · 11-19-2008, 07:07 AM

"I don't understand why you are so angry... its called explosive diarrhea for a reason."

InternetIsForPorn · 11-19-2008, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaoTzu

"And........ CUT"

Damn, beat me to it :D

Worst thing hearing from a girl after sex - did you cum yet?

Worst thing to tell a girl...hmmm

"Did you fart or is that your pussy?.."

Lil Miss C Cups · 11-19-2008, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings

"Please pass the TV remote to me, honey"

Dave
www.davecummings.com

lol v bad!

Holly · 11-19-2008, 07:23 AM

This one's on the house.

gideongallery · 11-19-2008, 07:35 AM

your sister/mother was better

Scott McD · 11-19-2008, 07:38 AM

"let's not do that again"

AnalProbe · 11-19-2008, 07:39 AM

"I just can't believe you made me come"

bronco67 · 11-19-2008, 07:42 AM

Do you have any Vodka in the house? It really soothes my mouth sores.

czarina · 11-19-2008, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fungus

The worse thing I said afterwards was Damn your like a dead fuck, I will say this I WILL NEVER SAY That again.... She is my ex now and till this day she rembers it and sorry just don't work this was 7 years ago when I said it.

TOM

translation, please

tranza · 11-19-2008, 07:42 AM

Hahahaha
both are terrible...

gideongallery · 11-19-2008, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

i hated that one time i woke up to someone who i had NO clue who he was, waking him up by saying "hey...umm...YOU......wheres the bathroom?"

see i have gotten the hun/sweetie/stupid cute pet name where's the bathroom.
but never hey you

Rochard · 11-19-2008, 08:09 AM

"Your sister was better".

zentz · 11-19-2008, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters

When are you leaving?

pixovore · 11-19-2008, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnalProbe

What do you think is the worst thing to say after you had sex ?

Suggestions :

- Did you like it ?

- Was I better then your ex ?

- Do you think my cock is too small ?

Fair enough, your mom shags better, though!

pixovore · 11-19-2008, 08:17 AM

"what s your name again?"

pixovore · 11-19-2008, 08:25 AM

"Holly shit! i m turning Gay"

Holly · 11-19-2008, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pixovore

"Holly shit!

I think this part is pretty bad, on it's own.

AnalProbe · 11-19-2008, 09:39 AM

"I faked my orgasm. I pissed."

AnalProbe · 06-15-2010, 05:01 AM

This AnalProbe thread still is f'king funny...

CaptainHowdy · 06-15-2010, 06:28 AM

My line: "I'm sorry...."

NetHorse · 06-15-2010, 07:54 AM

You're almost as good as your mother. haha okay, I just pulled that one out of my ass.

AnalProbe · 06-15-2010, 08:17 AM

"I was never really into you"

Andy CHOOPA · 06-15-2010, 08:25 AM

wow that was gross

EdgeXXX · 06-15-2010, 08:39 AM

VHNet · 06-15-2010, 08:44 AM

can you rub this herpes cream in for me....yeah....riiiiiight there.

scarlettcontent · 06-15-2010, 08:49 AM

your not as good as your sister

Serial Pervert · 06-15-2010, 09:22 AM

by the way, i have aids

GrouchyAdmin · 06-15-2010, 09:48 AM

So, when's your daughter get back from night school?

M0nk · 06-15-2010, 02:28 PM

zzzzzzzzzzz...

DudeRick · 06-15-2010, 05:02 PM

It burns when I urinate...

DateDoc · 06-15-2010, 05:10 PM

Nest time wash your pussy 1st - it stinks!

Jon Oso · 06-15-2010, 05:12 PM

me: hey baby are you thirsty?
her: yeah
me: cool, there are some plastic cups under the sink, get yourself something to go.

brentbacardi · 06-15-2010, 05:43 PM

An after sex conversation with a girl I went on a date with...

Girl:"Wow you really know what you are doing for someone so inexperienced"

Me: "Who said I was inexperienced?"

Girl: "I dont know I just thought you were, like only with one or two girls"

Me: "Hahaha what if I said the number was like X (you all dont need to know)"

Girl: "Gasp oh my god that would explain it, but seriously I cant get over this, please just leave."

Funny thing was I cut the number in half

She won't talk to me now, if I run into her she just runs off and is all weird.

closer · 06-15-2010, 05:45 PM

I don't want to rush you but I have an early meeting tomorrow

Chosen · 06-15-2010, 09:16 PM

Pretty stupid thread...

AnalProbe · 06-16-2010, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

Pretty stupid thread...

Weird thing to say after sex...

Rangermoore · 06-16-2010, 01:03 AM

I had a girl say to me one time while giving me a blowjob: "What would you say if I said I am pregnant?"

My reply was: "It's nothing a bottle of drano and a rag wont fix"

I never saw her again after that... I just can't figure out why...LOL

AnalProbe · 06-16-2010, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore

I had a girl say to me one time while giving me a blowjob: "What would you say if I said I am pregnant?"

My reply was: "It's nothing a bottle of drano and a rag wont fix"

I never saw her again after that... I just can't figure out why...LOL

OMG... that's... awful

seeandsee · 06-16-2010, 09:59 AM

your pussy smells!

leedsfan · 06-16-2010, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnalProbe

What do you think is the worst thing to say after you had sex ?

Suggestions :

- Did you like it ?

- Was I better then your ex ?

- Do you think my cock is too small ?

I was great, but you were shit. No really, I was incredible.

AnalProbe · 06-16-2010, 01:38 PM

I regret that I fucked you

milambur · 06-16-2010, 01:52 PM

I'm done, you can bury her now.

TheDoc · 06-16-2010, 02:06 PM

Shit, gota go your husband is here...

xNetworx · 06-16-2010, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brentbacardi

An after sex conversation with a girl I went on a date with...

Girl:"Wow you really know what you are doing for someone so inexperienced"

Me: "Who said I was inexperienced?"

Girl: "I dont know I just thought you were, like only with one or two girls"

Me: "Hahaha what if I said the number was like X (you all dont need to know)"

Girl: "Gasp oh my god that would explain it, but seriously I cant get over this, please just leave."

Funny thing was I cut the number in half

She won't talk to me now, if I run into her she just runs off and is all weird.

So you just cock blocked yourself? cool story bro

brentbacardi · 06-16-2010, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

So you just cock blocked yourself? cool story bro

Nah I already hit it. Plus how the fuck am I going to date a girl and not tell her what I do lol. If shes not even able to accept that ive been with more than like 2 girls then its not going to work, shes just not for me.

What would she do if she ever meets any of my buddies or something? Better to break it off near the beginning than to have her find out after getting serious and having her freak the fuck out and me getting feelings for her at some point just to have her leave me because she thought it was 2.

I am all for not sharing your numbers with a partner but they should have an idea if its 2, 200 or 2000. Peoples definition of a slut varies quite significantly.

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