I am having *MAJOR* stomach problems lately (NO PICS!!!) - GoFuckYourself.com

08-09-2004, 10:40 PM

maybe you guys might now whats up

after every meal, or almost, my stomach is fucking up on me, making me puke most of the time...

I don't know why....

I mean I LOVE what I eat, it's amazing

but afterwards I just can't help it, I run to the bathroom
I feel like I have to eat a lemon, or brush my teeth hardcore, after each meal to take out the taste and take the throwing up out of my mind! ya know?

it happened with soup, with italian food, with chinese food, and its been going on for about a month

I never used to have this problem before

what do you guys think?

any help is much appreciated, jokes are also welcome but please try to keep this thread in the serious direction cuz I need some solid advice!

chowda · 08-09-2004, 10:41 PM

eat more fruits

MuleScrote · 08-09-2004, 10:42 PM

ulcer?

Gheenz · 08-09-2004, 10:43 PM

A month!!! Damn, that's serious. I'd go to a doctor ASAP.

Mutt · 08-09-2004, 10:44 PM

uh.......i don't want to scare you and i hope it's nothing serious but symptons like that really do call for a trip to the doctor.

how long has this been going on? do you actually vomit? every time you eat? or just sometimes?

08-09-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by NickHimself
A month!!! Damn, that's serious. I'd go to a doctor ASAP.

went today

he told me to go buy these capsules that might kill whatever is triggering them

I however am much more realistic, I think there it nothing wrong with me but my brain fucking up... I will sotp eating soup, take those pills, eat more fruits, and hopefully it will go away

BradM · 08-09-2004, 10:44 PM

heart burn?

webgurl · 08-09-2004, 10:45 PM

warning goto the doc ASAP ,

08-09-2004, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mutt
uh.......i don't want to scare you and i hope it's nothing serious but symptons like that really do call for a trip to the doctor.

how long has this been going on? do you actually vomit? every time you eat? or just sometimes?

maybe 1/3 tiems

the only time I DON'T vomit is when I totally forget about vomitting...

I don't know how it started, but it seems to be very psychological now...

tonitek7 · 08-09-2004, 10:46 PM

have u been consuming alot of alcohol lately? That can mess with your stomach and digestive system.

fr8 · 08-09-2004, 10:47 PM

Sounds like you need a change in diet.

08-09-2004, 10:47 PM

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Originally posted by tonitek7
have u been consuming alot of alcohol lately? That can mess with your stomach and digestive system.

almost none... last week I got hammered but besides that nothing, and besides, it started BEFORE last weekend

08-09-2004, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by fr8
Sounds like you need a change in diet.

but I eat very healthy!

1 thing though, I have HORRIBLE sleeping habbits, that might be why as well

alot of days I go to bed at 5-10am, and I tend to wake up most days at 4-6PM!

dunno, I have been really fucked up lately

tonitek7 · 08-09-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
almost none... last week I got hammered but besides that nothing, and besides, it started BEFORE last weekend

mmm...maybe stress then..I dunno..try what the doc said and if that doesnt work..get some serious tests done. I hope ya feel better soon

08-09-2004, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by tonitek7
mmm...maybe stress then..I dunno..try what the doc said and if that doesnt work..get some serious tests done.

the fucker gave me 3 refferals for scans... gotta take time outa my day to do those!

tonitek7 · 08-09-2004, 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
the fucker gave me 3 refferals for scans... gotta take time outa my day to do those!

ya,but its better to get this fixed now before it gets any worse and you'll have to take alot more time off, ya know?

Mutt · 08-09-2004, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
maybe 1/3 tiems

the only time I DON'T vomit is when I totally forget about vomitting...

I don't know how it started, but it seems to be very psychological now...

that is possible that it's a psychosomatic thing. the doctor took blood and did a general exam on you? poked and thumped around your abdomen?

maxdaname · 08-09-2004, 11:23 PM

I know it's not your mom's cooking, since she's an amazing cook.

Maybe it's love and you have butterflies in your stomach...

Marcus Aurelius · 08-09-2004, 11:23 PM

sounds alot like an ulser. my friend nick is having them and he has the same symptoms. see a doctor and stay away from spicy and tangy foods.

pxxx · 08-09-2004, 11:25 PM

Orange juice might help your problems.

tical · 08-09-2004, 11:46 PM

metrosexual anorexia

AVM · 08-09-2004, 11:51 PM

Maybe gall stones? Or a completely fucked gall bladder?

If you go to the doctor, he can give you a prescription that can dissolve the stones.

xclusive · 08-09-2004, 11:52 PM

You might have acid reflux disease it's a small chance i'm right but have your doctor check for it because it's better to catch it early before it literaly eats your insides...

Doctor Dre · 08-10-2004, 12:00 AM

Try to stay away from food that got a lot of cheeze and shit like that

Take some thumbs

Beptobismol can help

You probably have a stomach ulcer or something .

gin · 08-10-2004, 12:06 AM

i notice the same shit i haven't smoked bud for 3 days and almost lost 10 pounds. i can't even eat

JulianSosa · 08-10-2004, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
but I eat very healthy!

1 thing though, I have HORRIBLE sleeping habbits, that might be why as well

alot of days I go to bed at 5-10am, and I tend to wake up most days at 4-6PM!

dunno, I have been really fucked up lately

I think it has to do with your shoes.. NO offence

StarkReality · 08-10-2004, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
but I eat very healthy!

1 thing though, I have HORRIBLE sleeping habbits, that might be why as well

alot of days I go to bed at 5-10am, and I tend to wake up most days at 4-6PM!

dunno, I have been really fucked up lately

That's not good, did that for some time, too, but it really fucks up your digestive system, especially if you smoke and drink alot of coffee, too. Maybe it's just a nervous stomach, try regular times for meals, don't skip breakfast, avoid very fat or proteine rich food, don't hurry when eating...A pizza next to the keyboard at 2am is fun, but your stomach doesn't really like it

Go check a doctor, just to be sure it's nothing serious.

Shoplifter · 08-10-2004, 01:14 AM

It's August and warm so a lot of parasites in the water... Maybe it's cryptosporidium or something.

I seem to be getting salmonella all the time from things cos it's so warm.

MetaMan · 08-10-2004, 01:16 AM

HAHA that tapeworm will always fuck u up, put a peice of garlic infront of ur mouth, let the sucker climb out, fry and add pepper, mmm.

Living For Today · 08-10-2004, 01:17 AM

Fuck man? You yakking that much you best be gettin to the doctor

pure energy · 08-10-2004, 01:21 AM

Maybe if they pumped your stomach, they'd find a liter of semen?

jollyperv · 08-10-2004, 01:28 AM

Go now and buy some metamucil fiber and start drinking 3 glasses of this shit a day...it gels everything up and makes life a lot better.

TheMob · 08-10-2004, 01:28 AM

Do you feel too fat?

But seriously, you should have those bugs killed.

sean416 · 08-10-2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by StarkReality
That's not good, did that for some time, too, but it really fucks up your digestive system, especially if you smoke and drink alot of coffee, too.

That's scary. I have the exact same sleeping pattern as Bdjuf and I smoke and drink alot of coffee.

I seem to be healthy. I think I better get my act together.

Bdjuf, in any case, I think you should get a new doctor. Doesnt seem right that he'd just send you off like that. Did he atleast do any tests?

Trafficbrokercom · 08-10-2004, 01:58 AM

do you have any cases of Crohn's disease or colitis in your family ?

PenisFace · 08-10-2004, 02:00 AM

Sounds like anorexia developing or something

Sometimes if I'm sick, I can prevent myself from vomiting by just closing my eyes, and thinking of absolutly nothing, or thinking about something that has nothing to do with anything

strats · 08-10-2004, 02:07 AM

I LOVE puking.

Its so awesome.

Also, now that i think about it.... if u wanna kill tons and tons of bacteria in your body, drink organic grapefruit juice water and phyllium husk for a week. it will own the fuk out of anything also remember to tabe 4 tablespoons of benificial bacteria a day which can be found at the health food store.

demented · 08-10-2004, 02:14 AM

I used to have a problem like this when I was younger, about 14 or 15. I had a fear of throwing up, and I always seemed to think that I was going to throw up every time I ate. I would go to the bathroom and stand there trying to make the "feeling of puking" go away. It got to the point that I thought if I didn't eat, I couldn't throw up, so I started eating VERY little. It went on for over a year and I lost ALOT of fucking weight. I don't really remember what fixed it, but it just faded away after a while.

As I think about it now.. I just HATED the thought of puking and it would scared the holy shit out of me. But I think that just made me feel sick even more. It was a big problem because everytime I was out to dinner with family or whatever, I'd be going to the bathroom every 10 minutes, scared I was going to get sick.

maxdaname · 08-10-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by demented
I used to have a problem like this when I was younger, about 14 or 15. I had a fear of throwing up, and I always seemed to think that I was going to throw up every time I ate. I would go to the bathroom and stand there trying to make the "feeling of puking" go away. It got to the point that I thought if I didn't eat, I couldn't throw up, so I started eating VERY little. It went on for over a year and I lost ALOT of fucking weight. I don't really remember what fixed it, but it just faded away after a while.

As I think about it now.. I just HATED the thought of puking and it would scared the holy shit out of me. But I think that just made me feel sick even more. It was a big problem because everytime I was out to dinner with family or whatever, I'd be going to the bathroom every 10 minutes, scared I was going to get sick.

He Weighs ~135lbs...WET! So he can't just eat less or the wind will take him away!

Major (Tom) · 08-10-2004, 02:21 AM

sounds like it could be liver related.

duke

Helix · 08-10-2004, 06:34 AM

You are eating to much grain and not eating enough hay.

Goatse · 08-10-2004, 07:25 AM

Step 1: Stop drinking alcohol altogether.
Step 2: Eat meat, fruits and vegetables -- no processed food.
Step 3: Drink only water, not soda or sugary juice.

I had similar symptoms and it worked for me.

Nicky · 08-10-2004, 07:28 AM

You should eat more salad and meat and less ready made food.....also try some carbon tablets( ask doctor first)

SS396chevelleSS · 08-10-2004, 07:29 AM

too much cum guzzeling

Indeed · 08-10-2004, 07:53 AM

-Get to bed before midnight and sleep about 9 hours. Having bad sleeping habits is not good for digestion.
-Eat several small meals throughout the day.
-Avoid chinese.
-Avoid spicy food.
-Drink lots of water.

Indeed · 08-10-2004, 07:57 AM

Also workout your abs. Its good for digestion.

08-10-2004, 08:03 AM

thanx alot for all your help guys!

08-09-2004, 10:40 PM	#1
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	*I am having MAJOR* stomach problems lately (NO PICS!!!)** maybe you guys might now whats up after every meal, or almost, my stomach is fucking up on me, making me puke most of the time... I don't know why.... I mean I LOVE what I eat, it's amazing but afterwards I just can't help it, I run to the bathroom I feel like I have to eat a lemon, or brush my teeth hardcore, after each meal to take out the taste and take the throwing up out of my mind! ya know? it happened with soup, with italian food, with chinese food, and its been going on for about a month I never used to have this problem before what do you guys think? any help is much appreciated, jokes are also welcome but please try to keep this thread in the serious direction cuz I need some solid advice!

08-09-2004, 10:41 PM	#2
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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	uh.......i don't want to scare you and i hope it's nothing serious but symptons like that really do call for a trip to the doctor. how long has this been going on? do you actually vomit? every time you eat? or just sometimes?

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08-09-2004, 11:23 PM	#19
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	sounds alot like an ulser. my friend nick is having them and he has the same symptoms. see a doctor and stay away from spicy and tangy foods.

08-09-2004, 11:25 PM	#20
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08-09-2004, 11:51 PM	#22
AVM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: South Florida. Posts: 1,890	Maybe gall stones? Or a completely fucked gall bladder? If you go to the doctor, he can give you a prescription that can dissolve the stones.

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08-10-2004, 12:06 AM	#25
gin Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 672	i notice the same shit i haven't smoked bud for 3 days and almost lost 10 pounds. i can't even eat

08-10-2004, 01:14 AM	#28
Shoplifter Richest man in Babylon Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 10,002 Posts: 5,699	It's August and warm so a lot of parasites in the water... Maybe it's cryptosporidium or something. I seem to be getting salmonella all the time from things cos it's so warm.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	HAHA that tapeworm will always fuck u up, put a peice of garlic infront of ur mouth, let the sucker climb out, fry and add pepper, mmm.

08-10-2004, 01:17 AM	#30
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08-10-2004, 01:28 AM	#33
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	Do you feel too fat? But seriously, you should have those bugs killed.

08-10-2004, 01:58 AM	#35
Trafficbrokercom Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 542	do you have any cases of Crohn's disease or colitis in your family ?

08-10-2004, 02:00 AM	#36
PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	Sounds like anorexia developing or something Sometimes if I'm sick, I can prevent myself from vomiting by just closing my eyes, and thinking of absolutly nothing, or thinking about something that has nothing to do with anything

08-10-2004, 02:07 AM	#37
strats Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,805	I LOVE puking. Its so awesome. Also, now that i think about it.... if u wanna kill tons and tons of bacteria in your body, drink organic grapefruit juice water and phyllium husk for a week. it will own the fuk out of anything also remember to tabe 4 tablespoons of benificial bacteria a day which can be found at the health food store.

08-10-2004, 02:14 AM	#38
demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	I used to have a problem like this when I was younger, about 14 or 15. I had a fear of throwing up, and I always seemed to think that I was going to throw up every time I ate. I would go to the bathroom and stand there trying to make the "feeling of puking" go away. It got to the point that I thought if I didn't eat, I couldn't throw up, so I started eating VERY little. It went on for over a year and I lost ALOT of fucking weight. I don't really remember what fixed it, but it just faded away after a while. As I think about it now.. I just HATED the thought of puking and it would scared the holy shit out of me. But I think that just made me feel sick even more. It was a big problem because everytime I was out to dinner with family or whatever, I'd be going to the bathroom every 10 minutes, scared I was going to get sick.

08-10-2004, 02:21 AM	#40
Major (Tom) Noticing Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 29,921	sounds like it could be liver related. duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom

08-10-2004, 06:34 AM	#41
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08-10-2004, 07:25 AM	#42
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	Step 1: Stop drinking alcohol altogether. Step 2: Eat meat, fruits and vegetables -- no processed food. Step 3: Drink only water, not soda or sugary juice. I had similar symptoms and it worked for me.

08-10-2004, 07:28 AM	#43
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08-10-2004, 07:53 AM	#45
Indeed Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,892	-Get to bed before midnight and sleep about 9 hours. Having bad sleeping habits is not good for digestion. -Eat several small meals throughout the day. -Avoid chinese. -Avoid spicy food. -Drink lots of water.

08-10-2004, 07:57 AM	#46
Indeed Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,892	Also workout your abs. Its good for digestion.

08-10-2004, 08:03 AM	#47
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	thanx alot for all your help guys!