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A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative
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Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death
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I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded
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I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe
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didn't knew you can post quotes
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oj then lets try this
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:thumbsup
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UP UP :warning
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Banning the bra was a big flop
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Sea captains don't like crew cuts
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
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A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour
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almost 1k left...we are getting closer...
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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:banana
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Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red (Duh!)
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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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cool offer imo.
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Quote:
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Never attribute to malice anything that can be adequately explained by stupidity
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3900
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Where there's a will, there's a won't
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do
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YARGH!
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If a train stops at a train station, and a bus stops at a bus station, what happens at a workstation?
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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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A day without sunshine is like ..... night.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
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