Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

If it ain't broke, keep fixing it until it is.

Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.

what's up whores

I am in shape; round is a shape.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.

only a few ppl is still posting around here...

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.

There will always be death and taxes. However, death doesn't get worse every year.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Still pluggin away huh? :glugglug

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The best vitamin for making friends is B-1.

pornomatic stop posting for awhile and check your email... :winkwink:

I still haven't heard back from you about my prize. Let me know if you've got me email or not.

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"No comment" is a comment.

No text just some thumbs :glugglug