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I don't approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected.
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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
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:) keep up the good work
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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My husband says I never listen to him (at least I think that's what he said).
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If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!
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If you think you're thinking outside the box, then the box must be bigger than you think it is.
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E-mail signature suggestion: If you don't receive this mail then please reply and I'll re-send it.
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Diplomat: One that can tell you to go to Hell in such a way that you actually look forwad to the trip.
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It works :)
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War doesn't decide who's right, it decides who's left.
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If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel - there must be a train coming.
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The biggest liar in the world is 'they say'.
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God must love the common man; he made so many of them.
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday - and all is well.
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:2 cents:
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:yinyang :upsidedow :offtopic
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:conehead :bowdown
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs or cutting hair.
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A lie is like a snowball; the further you throw it, the bigger it becomes.
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The more horsepower possessed by a car, the more horse sense is needed to drive it.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
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The best way to stop smoking is to stop, no butts.
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Those who give - receive.
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Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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