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pain in the Ass
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The worst thing to say after sex ?
What do you think is the worst thing to say after you had sex ?
Suggestions : - Did you like it ? - Was I better then your ex ? - Do you think my cock is too small ? |
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i farted
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vip member
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"Damn at first I thought you were a woman"
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Next...
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Hall Of Fame
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I have an STD.
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been very busy
Join Date: Nov 2002
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just leave the cash on the table, and on your way out, will you send your sister in? thanks, see ya tuesday.
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When are you leaving?
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Hb17uaaldwM
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What was your name again?
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I'm here for SPORT
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the wrong name, or even worse, her sister's name
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you wernt bad but your dad was better
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your mum was better
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pain in the Ass
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"Did you forget to throw away that chopped liver last week, or is that your pussy I'm smelling ?"
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You mother was better
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"who are all you people?"
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How Mutch
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did u feel me in there?
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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"you'd better take an hiv test"
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP |
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I think my condom fell off inside you
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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are u itching yet? I am
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I have to go home now
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Can I have some cookies now grandma?
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"I think i may have had to take a shit"
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hey,... wanna take a nice brisk walk in the park?
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You definitely ain't a Snickers...cause I'm not satisfied...but you could pass for a mounds...(only if she's stacked)
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I'll give you 500 Korzon points to go home right now.
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pain in the Ass
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Glad you did cooperate.
Otherwise I had to rape you, chop you in pieces, and dump your remains. I would never take NO for an answer. Wanna fuck again ? |
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When it rains, it pours
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you wanna try my friend next?
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pain in the Ass
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when are you going to start?
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#35 |
holla
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sexpedo: want a happy meal now?
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Your pussy smells
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"gotta go take care of some business"
They always give you that sad puppy look when you say that. Truth hurts! |
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"I think we woke up my parents"
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Retired
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do you know if your sister has plans tomorrow night?
it ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
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Ohh, btw. what's your name?
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I’m still alive barley.
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The worse thing I said afterwards was Damn your like a dead fuck, I will say this I WILL NEVER SAY That again.... She is my ex now and till this day she rembers it and sorry just don't work this was 7 years ago when I said it.
TOM
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I want to have your abortion.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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i crapped my diaper
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Programming King Pin
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Gee I hope those sores in my mouth clear up soon!
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Adult Locals
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I sharted
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