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Old 11-29-2004, 07:40 AM   #28151
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Cleveland: Quagmire, you forgot to say "Oh".
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:40 AM   #28152
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Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:41 AM   #28153
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Stewie Griffin: Blast I thought I had more time. Keeping people from having sex is more difficult than I thought. Now I know how the Catholic Church feels. BA-ZING.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:41 AM   #28154
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Peter Griffin: Well, they live in a crummy neighborhood.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:41 AM   #28155
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:42 AM   #28156
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Peter Griffin: [singing] Lois makes me take the rap/'Cause our check book looks like crap/Since I can't give her a slap/I need a Jew.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:42 AM   #28157
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Peter Griffin: Do... do I hit 'im?
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:42 AM   #28158
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Peter Griffin: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:43 AM   #28159
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Peter Griffin: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ?
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:44 AM   #28160
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Cleveland: We think it was some time between the Tonight Show and the Today Show.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:44 AM   #28161
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Stewie: Hm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie,
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:44 AM   #28162
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Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:45 AM   #28163
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Brian Griffin: Anus.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:45 AM   #28164
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:45 AM   #28165
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Dustin Hoffman: [as Captain Hook] Bring me Peter Pan!
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:46 AM   #28166
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Stewie Griffin: Yes. How delightful it will be. A pubescent herd of gabby wretches prattling on about boys and music and jellybeans and stickers.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:46 AM   #28167
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Ticket Seller: Wait a minute... your ass just sneezed. And horses can't talk. No, no... nothing here adds up at all.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:46 AM   #28168
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[the Griffins watch "Happy Days"]
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:47 AM   #28169
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Chris Griffin: You should invent the frisbee! The frisbee is an awesome toy!
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:47 AM   #28170
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:48 AM   #28171
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Grinch: You think you have won, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass, I'll see you in hell.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:48 AM   #28172
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Peter Griffin: OK, you can supersize but no apple pie.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:48 AM   #28173
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Peter Griffin: Oh, Jenny... ooh, Jenny, Ooh, Jenny don't stop... Oh, Richard Jenny, your HBO comedy specials have brought laughter to millions. And what a sweet ass.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:49 AM   #28174
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Rich Mother: Perhaps I can't bake a ham, but what I can cook up is a little grace and civility at the table.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:49 AM   #28175
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:50 AM   #28176
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Tom Tucker: I'm sorry but there's a handsome man in my spoon. You'll have to come back later.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:50 AM   #28177
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Cleveland: You can stay with us, Meg, I just hope you don't mind that my uncle died in the guest bedroom.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:50 AM   #28178
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:51 AM   #28179
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George: Oh 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jane is sorry', I could've been killed.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:51 AM   #28180
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Stewie Griffin: [to his grandmother] I smell death on you.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:51 AM   #28181
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Glen Quagmire: [to woman who likes strong men] I can bench press 800 pounds.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:52 AM   #28182
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Peter Griffin: Anybody get that?
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:52 AM   #28183
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Stewie Griffin: What the hell is this?
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:53 AM   #28184
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Stewie Griffin: Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:53 AM   #28185
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Quagmire: Hello there, cutie. How old are you?
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:53 AM   #28186
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Brian Griffin: Anus.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:54 AM   #28187
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Peter Griffin: Can't Touch me.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:54 AM   #28188
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Hillbilly #1: Dangit, Buck, I wanna use the sex box.
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:54 AM   #28189
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Peter Griffin: Jeez Brian, where do you think you are, Payless?
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:55 AM   #28190
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Brian Griffin: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
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Brian Griffin: The Bradys?
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:56 AM   #28192
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Englishman: I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:56 AM   #28194
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Peter Griffin: [Peter hears a farting sound]
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:57 AM   #28195
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Old 11-29-2004, 07:57 AM   #28196
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Lois Griffin: Ahh, I hate what you've become. Why don't you go back to that doctor and have him suck the fat out of your head?
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Peter Griffin: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.
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Brian Griffin: And remember the time when you had an Irish Coffee before we went to see "Philadelphia"?
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Peter Griffin: Oh my god. It's the Children of the Corn.
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