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Old 12-10-2004, 12:27 PM   #30701
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# OH, SH*T! (as they scrabble at the keyboard for ^c).
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:28 PM   #30702
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:28 PM   #30703
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# The sprinkler system isn't supposed to leak is it?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:28 PM   #30704
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:28 PM   #30705
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# It is only a minor upgrade, the system should be back up in a few hours. (This is said on a monday afternoon.)
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:29 PM   #30706
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:29 PM   #30707
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# I think we can plug just one more thing in to this outlet strip with out triping the breaker.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:29 PM   #30708
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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:29 PM   #30709
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# What is all this I here about static charges destroying computers?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:30 PM   #30710
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:30 PM   #30711
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# I found this rabbit program that is supposed to test system performance and I have it running now.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:30 PM   #30712
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:30 PM   #30713
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# Ummm... Didn't you say you turned it off?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:31 PM   #30714
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:31 PM   #30715
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# The network's down, but we're working on it. Come back after diner. (Usually said at 2200 the night before thesis deadline...)
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:31 PM   #30716
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:31 PM   #30717
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# Ooops. Save your work, everyone. FAST!
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:32 PM   #30718
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:32 PM   #30719
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# Boy, it's a lot easier when you know what you're doing.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:32 PM   #30720
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:32 PM   #30721
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# I hate it when that happens.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:33 PM   #30722
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Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:33 PM   #30723
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# And what does it mean 'rm: .o: No such file or directory'?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:33 PM   #30724
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# Why did it say '/bin/rm: not found'?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:33 PM   #30725
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:34 PM   #30726
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# Nobody was using that file /vmunix, were they?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:34 PM   #30727
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:34 PM   #30728
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# You can do this patch with the system up...
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:34 PM   #30729
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:35 PM   #30730
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# What happens to a Hard Disk when you drop it?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:35 PM   #30731
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:35 PM   #30732
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# The only copy of Norton Utilities was on THAT disk???
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:35 PM   #30733
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:36 PM   #30734
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# Well, I've got a backup, but the only copy of the restore program was on THAT disk....
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:36 PM   #30736
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# What do mean by "fired"?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:36 PM   #30737
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:37 PM   #30738
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# hey, what does mkfs do?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:37 PM   #30739
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:37 PM   #30740
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# where did you say those backup tapes were kept?
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:37 PM   #30741
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:38 PM   #30742
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# ...and if we just swap these two disc controllers like this...
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:38 PM   #30743
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:38 PM   #30744
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# don't do that, it'll crash the sys........ SHIT
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:38 PM   #30745
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:39 PM   #30746
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# what's this hash prompt on my terminal mean?
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# dd if=/dev/null of=/vmunix
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