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Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
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%God
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Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
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#Enter password.
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long.
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%Omniscient
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Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
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#Password incorrect. Try again.
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#30809 |
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Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
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%Omnipotent
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As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
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Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
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%Technocrat
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thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
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#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
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you."
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%Let there be light!
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
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%Create light
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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
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#Done
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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
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%Run heaven and earth
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Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
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#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
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Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
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#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
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Before you run, I am not a freak.
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#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
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Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
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%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
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up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
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By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
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%Create firmament
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damn, I look good!.
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#Done.
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Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I
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%Run firmament
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just met the girl of my dreams.
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#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
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Can I flirt with you?
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#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
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Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
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Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
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#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
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