Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

 

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
New Webmasters ask "How-To" questions here. This is where other fucking Webmasters help.

 
Thread Tools
Old 12-10-2004, 01:57 PM   #31051
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:57 PM   #31052
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:57 PM   #31053
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
The weathermen are saying that there's a front on the way we'll be glad to see the back of.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:57 PM   #31054
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #31055
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
If it ain't fixed, fix it. Then you can break it and fix it again.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #31056
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #31057
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
#Unrecognizable command. Try again
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #31058
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
What's the point of having a plot if you don't lose it?
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #31059
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:59 PM   #31060
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
%Break
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:59 PM   #31061
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
hand
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 01:59 PM   #31062
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
Did you know that 5/4 of the worlds population can't do fractions?
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:00 PM   #31063
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:00 PM   #31064
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
Safety is no accident.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:00 PM   #31065
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
dreams! (works everytime)
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:00 PM   #31066
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:00 PM   #31067
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
A computer is a device for duplicating your mistakes - only faster.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:01 PM   #31068
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Guy: I may not be Baby Bash but you're my suga
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:01 PM   #31069
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
There are 10 types of people ... those who know binary and those who don't.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:01 PM   #31070
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
REGULAR DAY OF
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:01 PM   #31071
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:01 PM   #31072
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris... are in Seine.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:01 PM   #31073
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:02 PM   #31074
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:02 PM   #31075
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
A backward poet writes... inverse.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:02 PM   #31076
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
%Create new world
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:02 PM   #31077
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:02 PM   #31078
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:02 PM   #31079
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:03 PM   #31080
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:03 PM   #31081
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
before new ones can be created.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:03 PM   #31082
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:03 PM   #31083
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:03 PM   #31084
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
%Destroy earth
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:04 PM   #31085
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:04 PM   #31086
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
#Destroy earth: Please confirm.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:04 PM   #31087
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
The definition of a will?... (It's a dead giveaway).
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:04 PM   #31088
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:04 PM   #31089
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:04 PM   #31090
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
%Destroy earth confirmed
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:05 PM   #31091
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
married? He: Twice.
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:05 PM   #31092
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:05 PM   #31093
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:05 PM   #31094
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:05 PM   #31095
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
AT 6:00 AM.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:05 PM   #31096
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:06 PM   #31097
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:06 PM   #31098
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:06 PM   #31099
Mike Dutch
Confirmed User
 
Mike Dutch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Posts: 5,607
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
Mike Dutch is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
Old 12-10-2004, 02:06 PM   #31100
Mefo
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Posts: 6,169
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
__________________
Mefo is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook
 
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-2025, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2025 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.