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12-10-2004, 01:57 PM
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#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
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12-10-2004, 01:57 PM
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Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
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12-10-2004, 01:57 PM
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The weathermen are saying that there's a front on the way we'll be glad to see the back of.
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12-10-2004, 01:57 PM
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Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side
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12-10-2004, 01:58 PM
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If it ain't fixed, fix it. Then you can break it and fix it again.
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12-10-2004, 01:58 PM
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and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
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12-10-2004, 01:58 PM
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#Unrecognizable command. Try again
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12-10-2004, 01:58 PM
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What's the point of having a plot if you don't lose it?
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12-10-2004, 01:58 PM
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Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your
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12-10-2004, 01:59 PM
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%Break
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12-10-2004, 01:59 PM
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12-10-2004, 01:59 PM
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Did you know that 5/4 of the worlds population can't do fractions?
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12-10-2004, 02:00 PM
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Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my
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12-10-2004, 02:00 PM
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Safety is no accident.
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12-10-2004, 02:00 PM
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dreams! (works everytime)
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12-10-2004, 02:00 PM
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#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
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12-10-2004, 02:00 PM
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A computer is a device for duplicating your mistakes - only faster.
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12-10-2004, 02:01 PM
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Guy: I may not be Baby Bash but you're my suga
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12-10-2004, 02:01 PM
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There are 10 types of people ... those who know binary and those who don't.
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12-10-2004, 02:01 PM
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REGULAR DAY OF
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12-10-2004, 02:01 PM
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Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of
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12-10-2004, 02:01 PM
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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris... are in Seine.
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12-10-2004, 02:01 PM
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MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
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12-10-2004, 02:02 PM
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course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
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12-10-2004, 02:02 PM
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A backward poet writes... inverse.
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12-10-2004, 02:02 PM
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%Create new world
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12-10-2004, 02:02 PM
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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12-10-2004, 02:02 PM
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#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files
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12-10-2004, 02:02 PM
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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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12-10-2004, 02:03 PM
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Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you
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12-10-2004, 02:03 PM
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before new ones can be created.
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12-10-2004, 02:03 PM
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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12-10-2004, 02:03 PM
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Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing
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%Destroy earth
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12-10-2004, 02:04 PM
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I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
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12-10-2004, 02:04 PM
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#Destroy earth: Please confirm.
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12-10-2004, 02:04 PM
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The definition of a will?... (It's a dead giveaway).
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12-10-2004, 02:04 PM
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He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
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12-10-2004, 02:04 PM
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In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
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%Destroy earth confirmed
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12-10-2004, 02:05 PM
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married? He: Twice.
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12-10-2004, 02:05 PM
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#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8
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12-10-2004, 02:05 PM
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She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
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12-10-2004, 02:05 PM
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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12-10-2004, 02:05 PM
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AT 6:00 AM.
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12-10-2004, 02:05 PM
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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12-10-2004, 02:06 PM
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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
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12-10-2004, 02:06 PM
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YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
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12-10-2004, 02:06 PM
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If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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12-10-2004, 02:06 PM
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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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