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morning

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I don't approve of political jokes, I've seen too many of them get elected.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

:(

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

:) keep up the good work

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him (at least I think that's what he said).

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!

If you think you're thinking outside the box, then the box must be bigger than you think it is.

E-mail signature suggestion: If you don't receive this mail then please reply and I'll re-send it.

Diplomat: One that can tell you to go to Hell in such a way that you actually look forwad to the trip.

It works :)

War doesn't decide who's right, it decides who's left.

If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel - there must be a train coming.

The biggest liar in the world is 'they say'.

God must love the common man; he made so many of them.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday - and all is well.

:2 cents:

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:yinyang :upsidedow :offtopic

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:conehead :bowdown

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs or cutting hair.

A lie is like a snowball; the further you throw it, the bigger it becomes.

The more horsepower possessed by a car, the more horse sense is needed to drive it.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.