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One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.
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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
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Just a few left :1orglaugh
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
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Woot...now to go for the number 1 position :BangBang:
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Where there's smoke, there's dinner.
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When the going gets tough, the tough have a little cry over in the corner.
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You only go around once. You only go around once. You only go around once.
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43.3% of statistics are meaningless.
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A penny saved is a government oversight.
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Life would be great if it weren't for people.
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I just do what the voices inside my head tell me to do.
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A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act them out.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Normal people worry me.
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Out of my mind... back in five minutes.
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me.
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The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.
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I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.
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Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
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I graduated with A 4.0... blood alcohol level.
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An optimist can never be pleasantly surprised.
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The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing (John Wimber).
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An expert is one who knows all the pitfalls on the route to the major disaster.
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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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Never argue with a fool - people might forget who's who.
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A crisis is when you can't say, "Let's forget the whole thing".
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