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The best way to stop smoking is to stop, no butts.
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Those who give - receive.
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Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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Age is in the mind, not in the calendar.
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You can only be young once, but immature forever.
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As the days lengthen the cold strengthen.
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A specialist is one who knows more and more about less and less.
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The years end is neither an end nor a beginning but merely a going on.
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You don't need a weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing.
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Having children makes you no more a parent then having a piano makes you a pianist.
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:2 cents:
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The best time to do something worthwhile is between yesterday and tomorrow.
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You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person next to you.
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There should be no passengers on spaceship earth, we are all crew.
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You know that you're getting old when the candles cost more then the cake.
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The grass may be greener on the other side, but it is just as hard to cut.
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The only bad part of being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Better to be approximately right then to be precisely wrong.
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lets make some more posts and get closer to the 5k post!
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There are three sides to every story: my side, your side and the truth.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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There's no reason being the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.
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You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
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What one generation sees as a luxury, the next sees as a necessary.
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You can kill an "-ist", but you can't destroy the "-ism".
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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
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Stop telling God how big your storm is - instead tell the storm how big your God is!
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The weathermen are saying that there's a front on the way we'll be glad to see the back of.
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Where's that cheater Juicy :mad:
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I can't compete with bots :BangBang:
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If it ain't fixed, fix it. Then you can break it and fix it again.
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:1orglaugh Ok...Time for some pics...I have no text
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What's the point of having a plot if you don't lose it?
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