I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

:( sad.

lol

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

Never assume. It makes an ASS of U and ME!

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

"There are two types of people. Those who divide people into two types, and those who don't." Get your mind round that one, and the whole world slots into place.

If it doesn't fit, force it; if it still doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer; if it breaks, then it needed fixing anyway.

Life is what is happening while you make other plans.

If it ain't broke, break it. Then you can fix it.

To expand your horizons you must be willing to lose sight of the shore.

Satisfying: The warm feeling engendered, for example, by seeing a traffic warden being given a parking ticket, or a double-glazing salesman getting an unwanted phone call.

Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

If it ain't broke, keep fixing it until it is.

Love is grand - divorce is a hundred grand.

what's up whores

I am in shape; round is a shape.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.

only a few ppl is still posting around here...

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.

There will always be death and taxes. However, death doesn't get worse every year.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to show.

There is more to life than increasing its speed.

Still pluggin away huh? :glugglug

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

The best vitamin for making friends is B-1.

pornomatic stop posting for awhile and check your email... :winkwink:

I still haven't heard back from you about my prize. Let me know if you've got me email or not.

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