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boner 2.0 12-12-2004 01:18 AM

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Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 01:22 AM

Where there's a will, there's a won't

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 01:27 AM

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do

EntreNous 12-12-2004 01:28 AM

YARGH!

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 01:32 AM

If a train stops at a train station, and a bus stops at a bus station, what happens at a workstation?

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 01:37 AM

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 01:42 AM

A day without sunshine is like ..... night.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 01:47 AM

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 01:52 AM

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 01:57 AM

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:02 AM

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:07 AM

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:12 AM

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:17 AM

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:22 AM

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:27 AM

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:32 AM

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:37 AM

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:42 AM

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:47 AM

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:52 AM

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 02:57 AM

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:02 AM

Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:07 AM

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:12 AM

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:17 AM

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:23 AM

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:28 AM

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:33 AM

A girlfriend who wears beads is always one you can count on.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:38 AM

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

smack 12-12-2004 03:40 AM

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smack 12-12-2004 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornomatic
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
however fast those african sprinters can run.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:43 AM

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:48 AM

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:53 AM

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 03:58 AM

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:03 AM

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:08 AM

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

DVTimes 12-12-2004 04:12 AM

:1orglaugh

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:13 AM

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:18 AM

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:23 AM

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:28 AM

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:33 AM

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:38 AM

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:43 AM

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:48 AM

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:53 AM

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 04:58 AM

Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Mike Dutch 12-12-2004 05:03 AM

People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never cross.


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