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#41101 |
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crap test again
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#41102 |
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Chris Griffin: Hey, birthday dude! You want some ice cream?
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#41103 |
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Stewie Griffin: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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#41104 |
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[riding a circus elephant]
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#41105 |
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Peter Griffin: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
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#41106 |
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Stewie Griffin: [to ticket agent] Now listen to me...
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#41107 |
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[looks at agent's name tag]
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#41108 |
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Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
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#41109 |
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Lois Griffin: Peter. You're bribing your daughter with a car?
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#41110 |
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Peter Griffin: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't "bribe" just another word for "love"?
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#41111 |
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Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
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#41112 |
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Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?
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#41113 |
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[Lois giggles]
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#41114 |
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Peter Griffin: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
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#41115 |
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Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
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#41116 |
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Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
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#41117 |
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Brian Griffin: Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
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#41118 |
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Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
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#41119 |
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Stewie Griffin: Ha ha. Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening.
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#41120 |
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Peter Griffin: NOOOOOO. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Damn longears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus. Anyway, what was that you were saying?
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#41121 |
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Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
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#41122 |
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Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
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#41123 |
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Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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#41124 |
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Peter Griffin: I do... ya bastard.
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#41125 |
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Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.
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#41126 |
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Stewie Griffin: So, what do you think of this "Music Television?"
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#41127 |
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Tom Tucker: Due to an accident today at the Quahog Cable Company, all television transmissions will be out for an undetermined ammount of time. Of course no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets. How about you, Diane?
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#41128 |
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Diane Simmons: Well Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
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#41129 |
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[they laugh]
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#41130 |
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Cameraman: You guys, we're still on in Boston.
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#41131 |
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[Tom and Diane stare in horror]
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#41132 |
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Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.
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#41133 |
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Peter Griffin: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
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#41134 |
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Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
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#41135 |
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Peter Griffin: Can't Touch me.
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#41136 |
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Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.
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#41137 |
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Peter Griffin: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.
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#41138 |
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Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.
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#41139 |
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Peter Griffin: Now what? Are you coming on to me?
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#41140 |
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Lois Griffin: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.
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#41141 |
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Doctor: ...Can't it be both?
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#41142 |
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Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
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#41143 |
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Death: Well that would just leave England.
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#41144 |
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Li: Stewie, come complete our rainbow.
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#41145 |
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Stewie Griffin: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
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#41146 |
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Janet: Hi. Cookie?
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#41147 |
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Stewie Griffin: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis, " "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." Snake Griffin.
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#41148 |
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[wiggles his tongue like a snake]
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#41149 |
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Peter Griffin: Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
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#41150 |
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Cult Leader: Are you a confused adolescent desperately seeking acceptance from an undifferentiated ego mass that demands conformity?
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