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Old 12-25-2004, 08:06 PM   #41101
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:40 PM   #41102
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Chris Griffin: Hey, birthday dude! You want some ice cream?
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:40 PM   #41103
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Stewie Griffin: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:40 PM   #41104
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:41 PM   #41105
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Peter Griffin: Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:41 PM   #41106
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Stewie Griffin: [to ticket agent] Now listen to me...
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:41 PM   #41107
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:42 PM   #41108
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Stewie Griffin: Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:42 PM   #41109
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Lois Griffin: Peter. You're bribing your daughter with a car?
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:42 PM   #41110
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Peter Griffin: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't "bribe" just another word for "love"?
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:42 PM   #41111
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Lois Griffin: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:43 PM   #41112
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Peter Griffin: Uh, what could me and you do together?
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:43 PM   #41113
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:43 PM   #41114
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Peter Griffin: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:44 PM   #41115
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Lois Griffin: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:44 PM   #41116
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Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:44 PM   #41117
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Brian Griffin: Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:45 PM   #41118
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Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:45 PM   #41119
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Stewie Griffin: Ha ha. Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:45 PM   #41120
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Peter Griffin: NOOOOOO. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Damn longears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus. Anyway, what was that you were saying?
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:46 PM   #41121
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Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:46 PM   #41122
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Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says "OOOOOO".
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:47 PM   #41123
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Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:47 PM   #41124
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Peter Griffin: I do... ya bastard.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:47 PM   #41125
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Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:48 PM   #41126
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Stewie Griffin: So, what do you think of this "Music Television?"
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:48 PM   #41127
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Tom Tucker: Due to an accident today at the Quahog Cable Company, all television transmissions will be out for an undetermined ammount of time. Of course no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets. How about you, Diane?
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:48 PM   #41128
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Diane Simmons: Well Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:49 PM   #41129
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:49 PM   #41130
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Cameraman: You guys, we're still on in Boston.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:49 PM   #41131
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[Tom and Diane stare in horror]
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:50 PM   #41132
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Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:50 PM   #41133
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Peter Griffin: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
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Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:50 PM   #41135
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Peter Griffin: Can't Touch me.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:51 PM   #41136
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:51 PM   #41137
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Peter Griffin: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:52 PM   #41138
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Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:52 PM   #41139
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Peter Griffin: Now what? Are you coming on to me?
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:52 PM   #41140
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Lois Griffin: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.
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Old 12-26-2004, 04:52 PM   #41141
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Doctor: ...Can't it be both?
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Meg Griffin: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.
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Stewie Griffin: I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."
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Stewie Griffin: Well, it's Stewie, but... you can call me "cookie" if you like. Yes, I also answer to "Artemis, " "Agent Buckwald" and "Snake." Yes, I rather like "Snake." Snake Griffin.
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Peter Griffin: Now, I know you're a feminist, and I think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time and I'm the man.
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