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Glen Quagmire: [Turns to Chris] Hey Chris, how's it going?
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12-26-2004, 05:58 PM
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Glen Quagmire: Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.
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12-26-2004, 05:59 PM
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[Peter and his new "posse" have just come in the door]
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12-26-2004, 05:59 PM
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Peter Griffin: Go in the kitchen and make yourselves some sandwiches.
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12-26-2004, 05:59 PM
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Lois' Father: My jacket's in there, please don't write on it.
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12-26-2004, 06:00 PM
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Peter Griffin: So if I walk through you, does that mean that we've, you know, done it?
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12-26-2004, 06:00 PM
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Ghost: Geez, what's with you and the gay jokes?
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12-26-2004, 06:00 PM
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[Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration]
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12-26-2004, 06:01 PM
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Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...
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12-26-2004, 06:01 PM
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[he sees a pea]
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12-26-2004, 06:01 PM
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Peter Griffin: Pea...
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12-26-2004, 06:02 PM
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[he sees a woman crying]
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12-26-2004, 06:02 PM
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Peter Griffin: ... tear...
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12-26-2004, 06:02 PM
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[he sees a Griffin fly by]
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12-26-2004, 06:03 PM
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Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin.
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12-26-2004, 06:03 PM
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Peter Griffin: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
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12-26-2004, 06:03 PM
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Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
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12-26-2004, 06:04 PM
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Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
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12-26-2004, 06:04 PM
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Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
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12-26-2004, 06:04 PM
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Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
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12-26-2004, 06:05 PM
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Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
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12-26-2004, 06:05 PM
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Peter Griffin: Hey, where's my VCR?
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12-26-2004, 06:05 PM
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Hillbilly #1: Dangit, Buck, it's my turn to use the sex box.
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12-26-2004, 06:06 PM
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Hillbilly #2: It's *my* sex box. And her name is Sony.
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12-26-2004, 06:06 PM
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Peter Griffin: What's wrong, Stewie, don't you wanna pee in the toilet bowl like a big boy? Boy I remember when I learned to use a potty all by myself. I was so proud.
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12-26-2004, 06:06 PM
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[Flashbacks to one year ago]
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12-26-2004, 06:07 PM
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Peter Griffin: [Zips up pants] Hey Lois, I did it.
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12-26-2004, 06:07 PM
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Peter Griffin: Lois, our son has been blessed with a great gift. And I am going to everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed, then I'm going to use him to live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams. Because that's good parenting, right Bing Crosby?
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12-26-2004, 06:07 PM
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Bing Crosby: That's right Peter, and if your kids give you any lip you can beat them with a sack of sweet Velency Oranges. They won't leave a bruise and it'll let 'em know who's boss, there's nooo doubt about it.
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12-26-2004, 06:08 PM
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Peter Griffin: That... That doesn't sound like good parenting.
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12-26-2004, 06:08 PM
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Bing Crosby: Are you givin' me lip boy? Because I'll take this belt off and put the smack down on you, is that what you want?
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12-26-2004, 06:08 PM
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[takes his belt off and starts beating Peter]
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12-26-2004, 06:08 PM
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Stewie Griffin: What the hell is this?
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12-26-2004, 06:09 PM
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Lois Griffin: Stewie that's tuna salad.
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12-26-2004, 06:09 PM
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Stewie Griffin: Really? I could have sworn it was cat food.
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12-26-2004, 06:09 PM
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, I must give you my e-mail address. It's loismustdie, all one word, at yahoo dot com.
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12-26-2004, 06:10 PM
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[Hanson has showed up, asking to use the phone]
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12-26-2004, 06:10 PM
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Peter Griffin: Oh my god. It's the Children of the Corn.
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12-26-2004, 06:10 PM
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[Stewie has run away and Brian discovers this note]
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12-26-2004, 06:11 PM
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Stewie Griffin: Dear Stupid Dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Good-bye forever, Stewie. P.S.- I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. It's actually not a horrible sweater, it's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it, you know? Oh and I also left a button on the bureau, um I'm not sure what it goes to but um I, I can never bring myself to throw a button away, I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll, wait a minute actually could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm. Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again good-bye forever. PPS- You know what, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.
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12-26-2004, 06:11 PM
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Tom Tucker: Now let's go to Greg The Weather Mime. OK... it's going to be cold... lots of wind... and it looks like parents are going to throw human fecal matter from the rooftops onto their children... oh, GOD. That's awful. No wait, it looks like rain. Yes, rain.
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12-26-2004, 06:11 PM
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Cleveland: Oh Quagmire, you are what the Spanish call, "Il Terrible"
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12-26-2004, 06:12 PM
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[Peter has just been offered a directing job, and has a daydream where, as a Hollywood big-shot, he falls off the balcony of his clifftop mansion and crashes through the roof of the house of a Mexican family, who decide to keep him]
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12-26-2004, 06:12 PM
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Peter Griffin: I love Mexicans! I'll do it!
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12-26-2004, 06:12 PM
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[Peter makes a joke during a Christmas play]
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12-26-2004, 06:13 PM
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Spectator #1: Outrageous! How dare he say such blasphemy! I've got to do something!
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12-26-2004, 06:13 PM
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Spectator #2: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
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12-26-2004, 06:13 PM
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Spectator #1: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.
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12-26-2004, 06:13 PM
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Chris Griffin: Dad, there's a guy outside who says I can't go to school.
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12-26-2004, 06:14 PM
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Peter Griffin: Yeah? Him and what army?
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