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01-01-2005, 10:02 AM
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Basher Tarr: Well... from the neck up.
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01-01-2005, 10:03 AM
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Turk Malloy: Who died and made you the new Danny?
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01-01-2005, 10:03 AM
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Reuben Tishkoff: [to a fortune teller. As he is having his palm read by her, he turns around to see Terry Benedict with two enforcers] This? You couldn't see *this* coming?
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01-01-2005, 10:04 AM
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Linus Caldwell: What did I say?
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01-01-2005, 10:04 AM
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Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.
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01-01-2005, 10:05 AM
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Rusty Ryan: A very dirty one, actually.
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01-01-2005, 10:05 AM
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Danny Ocean: She's only 8 years-old!
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01-01-2005, 10:06 AM
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Saul Bloom: I want the last check I write to bounce.
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01-01-2005, 10:06 AM
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Rusty Ryan: Oh. Ohhhhhhh. He's MEAN.
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01-01-2005, 10:07 AM
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[watching TV with Rusty]
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01-01-2005, 10:07 AM
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Danny Ocean: That guy that does Potsie is unbelievable.
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01-01-2005, 10:08 AM
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Livingston Dell: [Linus, Basher and Turk are escorted into a jail cell already holding the rest of the gang] So, how'd it go?
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01-01-2005, 10:09 AM
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Terry Benedict: Nothing is nothing.
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01-01-2005, 10:09 AM
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[on the Night Fox]
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01-01-2005, 10:10 AM
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Turk Malloy: Come on, he's one guy, and he's French.
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01-01-2005, 10:10 AM
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Bruce Willis: You better call the rice paddy
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01-01-2005, 10:10 AM
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[to Tess while she is pretending to be Julia Roberts and is surrounded by photographers]
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01-01-2005, 10:11 AM
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Linus Caldwell: Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby!
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01-01-2005, 10:12 AM
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Danny Ocean: What are you doing? It's 6:30, day of.
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01-01-2005, 10:12 AM
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Rusty Ryan: [alf asleep,looks at his watch] It's 11:30, night before.
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01-01-2005, 10:13 AM
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Danny Ocean: [stares at him for a minute] Oh
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01-01-2005, 10:13 AM
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Rusty Ryan: Oh!
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01-01-2005, 10:14 AM
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[disgusted tone]
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01-01-2005, 10:14 AM
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Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?
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01-01-2005, 10:15 AM
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Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then.
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01-01-2005, 10:15 AM
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Virgil Malloy: What does that mean?
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01-01-2005, 10:16 AM
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Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.
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01-01-2005, 10:16 AM
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Linus Caldwell: I blew the meet with Matsui.
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01-01-2005, 10:17 AM
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Danny Ocean: What are you doing?
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01-01-2005, 10:18 AM
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Rusty Ryan: Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
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01-01-2005, 10:18 AM
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Danny Ocean: It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go!
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01-01-2005, 10:18 AM
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Rusty Ryan: It's 11:30. The night before.
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01-01-2005, 10:19 AM
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Danny Ocean: [realizes he was given a prank wake-up call by Toulour]
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01-01-2005, 10:20 AM
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Rusty Ryan: Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. Alright, how many espressos have you had?
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01-01-2005, 10:20 AM
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Danny Ocean: Five.
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01-01-2005, 10:21 AM
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Danny Ocean: That guy doing Potsi is incredible.
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01-01-2005, 10:21 AM
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[to Danny on the phone]
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01-01-2005, 10:22 AM
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Tess Ocean: There's water in the basement, and the pilot light went out.
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01-01-2005, 10:22 AM
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Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am?
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Virgil Malloy: 48?
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Danny Ocean: You think I look 48?
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Virgil Malloy: 52?
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01-01-2005, 10:25 AM
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Reuben Tishkoff: If I don't sit down I'm gonna shit on your feet.
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Linus Caldwell: You wanna know something? Have you ever noticed...
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01-01-2005, 10:26 AM
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Rusty Ryan: [interrupting] When asking a question you should wait until the person answers, unless of course your asking rhetorically then, of course, the answer is yes.
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Rusty Ryan: You wanna know something?
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Linus Caldwell: Yes.
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Linus Caldwell: Have you ever noticed that Tess looks like...
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Rusty Ryan: [interrupting again] Woah, no. Never mention that ever, especially to her.
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01-01-2005, 10:29 AM
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Linus Caldwell: Why not?
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