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01-01-2005, 12:46 PM
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Castor Troy: It's like looking in a mirror. Only... not.
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01-01-2005, 12:47 PM
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Castor Troy: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.
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01-01-2005, 12:48 PM
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Jamie Archer: Dad, I'm sorry I shot you.
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01-01-2005, 12:48 PM
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Castor Troy: Hello? This is Sean Archer.
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01-01-2005, 12:49 PM
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Sean Archer: Well, if you are Sean Archer, then I must be Castor Troy.
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01-01-2005, 12:49 PM
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Castor Troy: I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave.
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01-01-2005, 12:49 PM
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Castor Troy: You're not the only one in the family with the brains.
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01-01-2005, 12:50 PM
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Pollux Troy: No, although now I am the only one with the looks.
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01-01-2005, 12:51 PM
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Castor Troy: Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.
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01-01-2005, 12:51 PM
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Castor Troy: I don't know what I hate wearing worse. Your face or your body. I mean I certainly do enjoy boning your wife, but let's face it, we both like it better the other way yes? So why don't we trade back.
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01-01-2005, 12:52 PM
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Sean Archer: You can't give back what you've taken from me.
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01-01-2005, 12:52 PM
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Castor Troy: OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other?
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01-01-2005, 12:53 PM
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Castor Troy: Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.
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01-01-2005, 12:53 PM
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Dietrich: No more drugs for that man.
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01-01-2005, 12:54 PM
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Castor Troy: Wheee. What a predicament.
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01-01-2005, 12:54 PM
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Castor Troy: Ohhhhhhhhweeee, you good-lookin.
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01-01-2005, 12:55 PM
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Castor Troy: If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?
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01-01-2005, 12:55 PM
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Dietrich: God damn. My place is getting FUCKED up.
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01-01-2005, 12:56 PM
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Sean Archer: I've been chasing this guy ever since I joined the force. He has no conscience and he shows no remorse. He's the mastermind behind numerous bombings and political assassinations. He has a felony list a mile long, murder, arson, kidnapping, terrorism, you name it. He's the most dangerous and brilliant criminal mind I've ever known. For years I've been watching him, tracking him, studying his every move. I know his every mannerism, his every facial tick gesture. I know him better than he knows himself. And now after all this time I've finally figured out a way to trap him. I will become him.
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01-01-2005, 12:57 PM
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Dr. Malcolm Walsh: [a faceless Castor Troy confronts Dr. Walsh after waking from a coma] What do you want?
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01-01-2005, 12:57 PM
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Castor Troy: Take one goddamn guess
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01-01-2005, 12:57 PM
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Jane: Is Dave in trouble?
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01-01-2005, 12:58 PM
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Leander: Yeah, I think so.
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01-01-2005, 12:59 PM
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Jane: This may sound like a foolish feminine question but why don't you help him?
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01-01-2005, 12:59 PM
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Leander: I can't. He's doing it to himself.
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01-01-2005, 01:00 PM
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Dave: Bend is just up ahead. That's where we might get the treatment.
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01-01-2005, 01:00 PM
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Leander: Well if we do, remember there's no chickens in this coupe.
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01-01-2005, 01:01 PM
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Dave: You know it's funny. There you are, laying there like a loser but yet you've got all the chips in front of you. You busted the game Leander.
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01-01-2005, 01:01 PM
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Andy: Guess what guys? I had a VISION!
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01-01-2005, 01:02 PM
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Tiny: [skeptically] That involved third-world school kids?
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01-01-2005, 01:02 PM
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Salman: Eat flaming death, Francis.
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01-01-2005, 01:03 PM
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Tiny: Sit down and shut up, Francis
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01-01-2005, 01:03 PM
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Andy: Hi! I'm Casper - the friendly hologram. I think it was God who said, "Let there be light."
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01-01-2005, 01:04 PM
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[computer prototypes all start at once]
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01-01-2005, 01:05 PM
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Francis: Holy shit!
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Darrell: Darrell doesn't cry. Darrell's eyes sweat.
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01-01-2005, 01:06 PM
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Claudia Goss: Francis you are so totally in the toilet. Bye!
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01-01-2005, 01:06 PM
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Darrell: Darrell's been inoculated.
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01-01-2005, 01:07 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Yabba dabba doo!
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01-01-2005, 01:07 PM
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Barney Rubble: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you?
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01-01-2005, 01:08 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble, I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme, *SUPREME*.
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Barney Rubble: I won't tell her, Fred.
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01-01-2005, 01:09 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Thanks pal.
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01-01-2005, 01:09 PM
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Fred Flintstone: I'm only one man.
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01-01-2005, 01:10 PM
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Barney Rubble: Not from the back.
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01-01-2005, 01:11 PM
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Betty Rubble: Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does?
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01-01-2005, 01:11 PM
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Fred Flintstone: I just want my old job back and my old life. Oh and two weeks paid vacation for all the workers in the quarry, an annual cost-of-living increase, and those little packets of ketchup in the lunch room.
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01-01-2005, 01:12 PM
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Wilma: I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out on us.
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01-01-2005, 01:12 PM
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Fred Flintstone: At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
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01-01-2005, 01:13 PM
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Wilma: And that is more important to you than 30 years of friendship?
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