:rainfro If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :drinkup

lol

:321GFY I'd cross the hottest desert :NopeNope

:Grrrrrr You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :BangBang:

:repuke the town flasher ran up and described himself. :fart

SMOKEY THE BOT

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:sleep What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :Note

:angel A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :hi

:1orglaugh Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :disgust

:karaoke one hardly used. :cool-as-a

:waaaaahh It isn't hard. :BangBang:

:Oh crap so she took them to the taxodermist :boid

:eek2 Why does an elephant have four feet? :xomunch

:winkwink: Because it would look silly with six inches. :moon

i dont know

:thefinger but sure looks better on a woman. :eek2

:Grrrrrr What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :girl

:GFYBand Why do women get periods? :angel

OK, too much abuse in this thread.