:question Patrick was in charge of Bingo at his church. He called the numbers in Latin so the Pritestants wouldn't win. :pimp

:warning A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle... :Grrrrrr

:stoned Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? :angel

:Oh crap Over the lips :cool-as-a

:cool-as-a A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!" :NopeNope

:fart WWhat is the difference between a whore :Kissmy

:BangBang: a nimpho :Grrrrrr

:eek7 A: So they can run their fingers through their hair. :sadcrying

:stop Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? :karaoke

:stop It was so cold :glugglug

:321GFY the town flasher ran up and described himself. :angel

:moon Q: What's a wife? :pimp

:mad: What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :sleep

:disgust A: An attachment you screw on the bed :spawn

:Hollering A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :pimp

:ak47: to get the housework done. :rasta

:Kissmy Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? :cool-as-a

:xomunch Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :cool-as-a

:Buck: For sale : Twin beds :eek7

:ticking Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common? :winkwink:

:eyecrazy How do you tell an old man? :smokin

:eatmouse Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? :2 cents:

:question It isn't hard. :boid

:sadcrying A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you. :arcadefre

:karaoke An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :321GFY

:tongue: Q: How much hair is in a girl's lap? :NopeNope

:thumbsup so she took them to the taxodermist :eatmouse

:warning A: A box full. :boid

:D 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :tongue:

:BangBang: Q: Why were shopping carts invented? :glugglug

:mad: Why does an elephant have four feet? :thumbsup

:rainfro A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs. :repuke

:spawn Because it would look silly with six inches. :thumbsup

:Hollering Q: What do you call a 300 pound Italian girl? :NopeNope

:disgust Anatomy is something everybody's got :321GFY

:xomunch A: Underweight. :glugglug

:Kissmy but sure looks better on a woman. :angel

:GFYBand Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? :eek7

:winkwink: What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :Hollering

:tongue: A: Anorexic :Note