:smokin You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :Buck:

:Graucho It was so cold :karaoke

:ak47: A. She opens the car door. :eek7

:glugglug

:sleep the town flasher ran up and described himself. :moon

:pimp What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :girl

:sleep Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :Oh crap

:cool-as-a A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :Graucho

:Graucho Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :xomunch

:ak47: Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :warning

:smokin A. Play ball! :evil-laug

:smokin For sale : Twin beds :helpme

damn I see only bears on this thread :BangBang:

:rasta How do you tell an old man? :sadcrying

:arcadefre A. You always hear about them but never see them. :boid

:ticking An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :question

:stop Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? :spawn

:winkwink: so she took them to the taxodermist :Oh crap

:rasta 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :zzwhip

:GFYBand A. Cause it said concentrate. :disgust

:stop Why does an elephant have four feet? :pimp

:spawn Because it would look silly with six inches. :mad:

:1orglaugh A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :cool-as-a

:boid Anatomy is something everybody's got :D

:thumbsup Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :karaoke

:spawn but sure looks better on a woman. :sadcrying

:Graucho A. The joystick is wet. :Buck:

:waaaaahh What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :stop

:arcadefre Why do women get periods? :Graucho

:Buck: Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? :thefinger

:xomunch Because they deserve them. :sleep

:girl A. To keep their ankles warm. :eatmouse

:xomunch Why did the punk cross the road? :eek2

:pimp Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? :ugone2far

:girl Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :Kissmy

:boid A. An interpreter. :rasta

:GFYBand How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :zzwhip

:D Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :zzwhip

:feels-hot There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :warning

:hi Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? :2 cents: