:drinkup Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? :Graucho

:321GFY A stick. :ugone2far

:Graucho A: Anorexic :Note

:smokin What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :fart

:rasta If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :mad:

:waaaaahh I'd cross the hottest desert :Oh crap

:stoned Q: Why did it take so long for Lorena Bobbitt to throw the dick out of the window? :uhoh

:Oh crap You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :spawn

:moon A: She didn't have the balls. :warning

:feels-hot It was so cold :Oh crap

:BangBang: the town flasher ran up and described himself. :arcadefre

:ak47: Q: What's a 79 ? :karaoke

:thumbsup A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :karaoke

:moon Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :waaaaahh

:angel one hardly used. :Buck:

:glugglug A: 69 with a ten cent meal tax. :moon

:arcadefre How do you tell an old man? :sadcrying

:Hollering Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? :girl

:sleep Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? :question

:question It isn't hard. :Kissmy

:2 cents: so she took them to the taxodermist :cool-as-a

:disgust A: 45 minutes. :Hollering

:rasta Why does an elephant have four feet? :arcadefre

:sleep Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? :ticking

:boid Because it would look silly with six inches. :Grrrrrr

:helpme A: Sexual harassment. :Graucho

:warning What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :karaoke

:Grrrrrr Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? :warning

:warning Darling. :helpme

:warning Why do women get periods? :karaoke

:evil-laug Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? :Kissmy

:glugglug Because they deserve them. :321GFY

:2 cents: A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. :Hollering

:Buck: Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :eek2

:drinkup How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :D

:GFYBand Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :eek7

:uhoh Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :question

:D Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :Oh crap

:Oh crap A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :smokin

:drinkup The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :drinkup