A. So she could lip read. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

The top ten reasons why the television is better than the World Wide Web


1. You can't surf the Web from a couch with a beer in one hand and Doritos in the other.
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Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

2. Set-top boxes don't beep and whine when you hook up to HBO.

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3. You just can't find those cool Health Rider infomercials on the Web.

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A. Pregnant :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

4. Seinfeld never slows down when a lot of people tune in.

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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? :mad: :ak47: *-

5. Even the worst TV shows never excuse themselves with an "Under Construction" sign.

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Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard.


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7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening.

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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV--even on MTV.

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A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Error 404" message?

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Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. :warning :thumbsup

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. A brunette with bad breath. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? :mad: :ak47: *-

the easier they are to pick up. :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

hmm..... look like I the one :D

Need my paypal account hehehehe

A. Play ball! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. You always hear about them but never see them. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

A. Cause it said concentrate. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. The joystick is wet. :mad: :ak47: *-

A. To keep their ankles warm. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

A. She sold her car for it... :thumbsup :winkwink: *-