:GFYBand one hardly used. :thumbsup

:zzwhip Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? :thefinger

:rainfro It isn't hard. :eek2

:stop An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :thumbsup

:rainfro Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pants pockets? :arcadefre

:eyecrazy so she took them to the taxodermist :Hollering

:zzwhip A: So they can run their fingers through their hair. :rainfro

:eatmouse 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :xomunch

:feels-hot Why does an elephant have four feet? :pimp

:evil-laug A: They have to pull their own pants down. :Note

:repuke Because it would look silly with six inches. :zzwhip

:sleep Q: What's a wife? :sadcrying

:D Anatomy is something everybody's got :helpme

:stop but sure looks better on a woman. :karaoke

:sleep Darling. :D

:smokin A: An attachment you screw on the bed :disgust

:eek7 Why do women get periods? :321GFY

:arcadefre Because they deserve them. :sadcrying

:cool-as-a Why did the punk cross the road? :Buck:

:ugone2far to get the housework done. :angel

:karaoke Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :rasta

:eyecrazy How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :disgust

:question Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? :eatmouse

:glugglug A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.... :ugone2far

:arcadefre There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :BangBang:

:zzwhip Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common? :winkwink:

:Hollering Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :warning

:disgust A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :eatmouse

:Grrrrrr A: 10-year old crack habit. :glugglug

:tongue: Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? :NopeNope

:repuke The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :rainfro

:thefinger A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you. :repuke

:eek7 The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :eyecrazy

:Buck: 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :hi

:uhoh A: A box full. :GFYBand

:ugone2far 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :evil-laug

:fart Q: Why were shopping carts invented? :Kissmy

:xomunch What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :repuke

:winkwink: Q: What do you call a 300 pound Italian girl? :D

:eek2 A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :sadcrying