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fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:38 AM

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:39 AM

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:40 AM

Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:41 AM

Ron Burgundy: It's so hot... milk was a bad choice.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:41 AM

Veronica Corningstone: Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:42 AM

Ron Burgundy: [Ron Burgundy and Champ Kind making prank phone calls to Veronica Corningstone] This is your doctor... you're knocked up.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:43 AM

Wes Mantooth: I hate you, Ron Burgundy! I hate you!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:43 AM

Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I am a professional and I'd appreciate it if you stopped acting like a baby!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:44 AM

Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:45 AM

Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:46 AM

Ron Burgundy: Go back to your home on Whore Island

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:47 AM

Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:47 AM

Brian Fantana: [speaking of a musk] They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:48 AM

Ron Burgundy: ...That doesn't make any sense, Brian.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:49 AM

Spanish Anchor: Policia!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:50 AM

Female Office Worker: It smells like Big Foot's dick!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:51 AM

Announcer: Now it's time for the Channel 4 news team, with 5 time Emmy-winning anchorman Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:51 AM

Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.

notjoe · 01-02-2005, 11:51 AM

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fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:52 AM

[first lines]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:52 AM

Bill Lawson: [narration] There was a time before cable, a time when people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. It was an age when the local anchorman reigned supreme. In San Diego one man was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a God walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sintara look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:53 AM

Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:54 AM

Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:54 AM

Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:55 AM

Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:56 AM

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:56 AM

Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:57 AM

Brick Tamland: That's it.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:58 AM

Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:59 AM

Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 11:59 AM

Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:00 PM

Ian: No, Brick.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:01 PM

Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:01 PM

[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:02 PM

Brick Tamland: It's all right! I'm all right!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:02 PM

Baxter: Leave these humans alone. They mean you no harm.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:03 PM

Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their transgression.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:04 PM

Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. From now on, you will be known as Baxter, Friend to Bears. Go in peace.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:05 PM

Baxter: I will spread tales of your compassion.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:05 PM

Ron Burgundy: [while both characters are riding on horses through a cartoon "Pleasure Town"] I Friggin' Love you!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:06 PM

Veronica Corningstone: I Friggin' Love you too!

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:07 PM

Ed Harken: [on the phone] Well, really, I don't know where he would get his hands on German pornography... but really, as adults, its not like we haven't seen our share of pornography in... Oh you haven't? Well, neither have I, I was just speaking collectively... listen, I have to go, we'll talk about this later, Sister Margaret.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:07 PM

Brick Tamland: Where'd you get those suits from, the... toilet store?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:08 PM

Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:08 PM

Brick Tamland: I pooped a hammer.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:09 PM

Brick Tamland: I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:09 PM

Wes Mantooth: I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale?

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:10 PM

Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Look, I'm riding a big furry tractor

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:11 PM

Bill Lawson: [narrating] Brick Tamland now has a family with 11 children. He is now a top advisor to the Bush Administration.

fr33s3x · 01-02-2005, 12:12 PM

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.

01-02-2005, 11:38 AM	#42701
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:39 AM	#42702
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? __________________

01-02-2005, 11:40 AM	#42703
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:41 AM	#42704
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: It's so hot... milk was a bad choice. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:41 AM	#42705
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Veronica Corningstone: Are you trying to tell me that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited? __________________

01-02-2005, 11:42 AM	#42706
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: [Ron Burgundy and Champ Kind making prank phone calls to Veronica Corningstone] This is your doctor... you're knocked up. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:43 AM	#42707
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Wes Mantooth: I hate you, Ron Burgundy! I hate you! __________________

01-02-2005, 11:43 AM	#42708
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I am a professional and I'd appreciate it if you stopped acting like a baby! __________________

01-02-2005, 11:44 AM	#42709
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN! __________________

01-02-2005, 11:45 AM	#42710
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun. That's what kind of man I am. Your just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:46 AM	#42711
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: Go back to your home on Whore Island __________________

01-02-2005, 11:47 AM	#42712
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica Corningstone as the news has just gone off the air] You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:47 AM	#42713
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Brian Fantana: [speaking of a musk] They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:48 AM	#42714
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: ...That doesn't make any sense, Brian. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:49 AM	#42715
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Spanish Anchor: Policia! __________________

01-02-2005, 11:50 AM	#42716
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Female Office Worker: It smells like Big Foot's dick! __________________

01-02-2005, 11:51 AM	#42717
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Announcer: Now it's time for the Channel 4 news team, with 5 time Emmy-winning anchorman Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee! __________________

01-02-2005, 11:51 AM	#42718
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:51 AM	#42719
notjoe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 5,599	jigga man

01-02-2005, 11:52 AM	#42720
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	[first lines] __________________

01-02-2005, 11:52 AM	#42721
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Bill Lawson: [narration] There was a time before cable, a time when people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. It was an age when the local anchorman reigned supreme. In San Diego one man was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a God walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sintara look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:53 AM	#42722
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:54 AM	#42723
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop... __________________

01-02-2005, 11:54 AM	#42724
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica? __________________

01-02-2005, 11:55 AM	#42725
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick? __________________

01-02-2005, 11:56 AM	#42726
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me? __________________

01-02-2005, 11:56 AM	#42727
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants? __________________

01-02-2005, 11:57 AM	#42728
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Brick Tamland: That's it. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:58 AM	#42729
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick? __________________

01-02-2005, 11:59 AM	#42730
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did. __________________

01-02-2005, 11:59 AM	#42731
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants? __________________

01-02-2005, 12:00 PM	#42732
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Ian: No, Brick. __________________

01-02-2005, 12:01 PM	#42733
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go. __________________

01-02-2005, 12:01 PM	#42734
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen] __________________

01-02-2005, 12:02 PM	#42735
fr33s3x Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,064	Brick Tamland: It's all right! I'm all right! __________________