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[Largeman flounders in the pool]
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Jesse: Dude, maybe you should stay over by the steps. I don't know CPR.
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01-02-2005, 11:03 AM
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Mark: You look like a wet beaver.
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01-02-2005, 11:04 AM
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Andrew Largeman: I just feel like I've been going to too many of these lately.
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01-02-2005, 11:05 AM
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Sam: What? Dates?
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01-02-2005, 11:05 AM
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Andrew Largeman: You call this a date? This isn't a date. No, funerals.
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01-02-2005, 11:06 AM
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Andrew Largeman: Safe... when I'm with you I feel safe... like I'm home.
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01-02-2005, 11:07 AM
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Andrew Largeman: It looks nice in here.
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01-02-2005, 11:07 AM
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Gideon Largeman: Yeah, we've been doing some work to the place.
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01-02-2005, 11:08 AM
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Gideon Largeman: No, I don't know why I just said that.
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01-02-2005, 11:09 AM
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Andrew Largeman: My mom just died. God, it's weird to say it out loud, but... my mom just died.
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01-02-2005, 11:09 AM
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Carol: Mark, he's a knight
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01-02-2005, 11:10 AM
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Mark: He's just a fast food knight
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01-02-2005, 11:10 AM
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Sam: What do you consider a lot?
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01-02-2005, 11:11 AM
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Andrew Largeman: Enough for people to call you a liar.
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01-02-2005, 11:12 AM
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Andrew Largeman: Is one of them liar?
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01-02-2005, 11:13 AM
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Andrew Largeman: I guess I could choose to trust you.
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01-02-2005, 11:14 AM
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Sam: You can do that?
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01-02-2005, 11:14 AM
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Andrew Largeman: I can try.
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01-02-2005, 11:15 AM
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Andrew Largeman: This isn't a conversation about this being over. I'm not like, putting a period at the end of this. I'm putting like... an ellipses on it.
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01-02-2005, 11:16 AM
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Tim: [Klingon phrase]
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01-02-2005, 11:17 AM
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Tim: That's not what I said.
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01-02-2005, 11:18 AM
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Carol: Yeah...
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01-02-2005, 11:19 AM
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Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
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01-02-2005, 11:20 AM
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Angry Biker: What do you love?
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01-02-2005, 11:20 AM
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Ron Burgundy: I love poetry, a glass of scotch, and Baxter here.
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01-02-2005, 11:21 AM
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[Grabs Baxter]
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01-02-2005, 11:22 AM
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[Biker punts Baxter over bridge]
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01-02-2005, 11:23 AM
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Angry Biker: That's how I roll!
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01-02-2005, 11:23 AM
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Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion!
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01-02-2005, 11:24 AM
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Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
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01-02-2005, 11:25 AM
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Ed Harken: Dammit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
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01-02-2005, 11:25 AM
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[Ron is lifting weights, and Veronica enters]
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01-02-2005, 11:26 AM
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Ron Burgundy: [Ron's dog barks at him] You know I don't speak Spanish.
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01-02-2005, 11:26 AM
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Bartender: You know, times they are a changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you've got to change
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01-02-2005, 11:27 AM
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Ron Burgundy: What? I'm sorry, where you speaking? No, I don't speak Spanish.
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01-02-2005, 11:28 AM
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Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
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01-02-2005, 11:29 AM
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Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
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Ron Burgundy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".
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Veronica Corningstone: No, I don't think that is what it means. No, it doesn't mean that.
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Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean "Saint Diego"?
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01-02-2005, 11:32 AM
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Veronica Corningstone: No, I'm pretty sure that's what it means.
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01-02-2005, 11:32 AM
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Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
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01-02-2005, 11:34 AM
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Veronica Corningstone: For Channel 4 News, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Thanks for stopping by.
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Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
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01-02-2005, 11:35 AM
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Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
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Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
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Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
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01-02-2005, 11:37 AM
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Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
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Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
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