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01-02-2005, 08:13 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: What?
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01-02-2005, 08:14 AM
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Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
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01-02-2005, 08:14 AM
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Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess.
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01-02-2005, 08:15 AM
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Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.
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01-02-2005, 08:16 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
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01-02-2005, 08:16 AM
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Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
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01-02-2005, 08:17 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!
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01-02-2005, 08:18 AM
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Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
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01-02-2005, 08:19 AM
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Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
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01-02-2005, 08:19 AM
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Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
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01-02-2005, 08:20 AM
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Don: Did you shoot any?
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01-02-2005, 08:21 AM
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Don: What kind of gun did you use?
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01-02-2005, 08:22 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
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01-02-2005, 08:23 AM
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Deb: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.
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01-02-2005, 08:23 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.
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01-02-2005, 08:24 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.
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01-02-2005, 08:25 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
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01-02-2005, 08:25 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
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01-02-2005, 08:26 AM
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Farmer: Do they have what?
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01-02-2005, 08:26 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
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01-02-2005, 08:27 AM
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Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.
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01-02-2005, 08:28 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
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01-02-2005, 08:29 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
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01-02-2005, 08:29 AM
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Trisha: Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It's hanging in my room right now.
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01-02-2005, 08:30 AM
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Boing!
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01-02-2005, 08:30 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
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01-02-2005, 08:31 AM
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Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
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01-02-2005, 08:32 AM
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Pedro: A couple of days.
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01-02-2005, 08:32 AM
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Lets see this one!
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01-02-2005, 08:32 AM
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Pedro: It looks nice.
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01-02-2005, 08:33 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible.
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01-02-2005, 08:34 AM
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Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
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01-02-2005, 08:34 AM
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Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.
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01-02-2005, 08:35 AM
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Grandma: How was school?
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01-02-2005, 08:36 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think?
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01-02-2005, 08:36 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
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01-02-2005, 08:37 AM
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Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
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01-02-2005, 08:38 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.
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01-02-2005, 08:39 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
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01-02-2005, 08:40 AM
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Deb: What's a liger?
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01-02-2005, 08:40 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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01-02-2005, 08:41 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, come get some ham.
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01-02-2005, 08:41 AM
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Deb: Are they still letting you run for president?
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01-02-2005, 08:42 AM
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Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.
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01-02-2005, 08:43 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro offers you his protection.
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01-02-2005, 08:43 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: I caught you a delicious bass.
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01-02-2005, 08:44 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Sweet!
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01-02-2005, 08:45 AM
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Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college.
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01-02-2005, 08:45 AM
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Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college.
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01-02-2005, 08:46 AM
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Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
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