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Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
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01-02-2005, 12:13 PM
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Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
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01-02-2005, 12:14 PM
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Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
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01-02-2005, 12:14 PM
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Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
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01-02-2005, 12:15 PM
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Brian Fantana: Damn it!
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01-02-2005, 12:16 PM
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Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
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01-02-2005, 12:17 PM
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Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
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01-02-2005, 12:17 PM
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Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
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01-02-2005, 12:24 PM
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Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
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01-02-2005, 12:25 PM
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Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.
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01-02-2005, 12:25 PM
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Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded.
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01-02-2005, 12:26 PM
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Ed Harken: [on the phone with his son] Put the gun down, and let the marching band go! We'll try to pull it off as a prank.
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01-02-2005, 12:26 PM
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Angry Biker: I want you to fix my chopper before I stomp your goofy ass!
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01-02-2005, 12:27 PM
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Ron Burgundy: If you want to go fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for ya.
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01-02-2005, 12:28 PM
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Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica while exchanging insults] I'll punch you in the ovaries!
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01-02-2005, 12:29 PM
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Ron Burgundy: Knights of Columbus, that hurt!
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01-02-2005, 12:30 PM
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Ron Burgundy: Look, it's the most glorious rainbow ever.
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01-02-2005, 12:31 PM
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Veronica Corningstone: [In Bear pit] Listen, Ron... there's something I need to tell you...
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01-02-2005, 12:31 PM
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Ron Burgundy: So that wasn't you that did the trick with the teleprompters? It was MANTOOTH! I should have known! I'm sorry I ever doubted you...
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01-02-2005, 12:32 PM
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Ron Burgundy: [Screams] YOU BITCH!
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01-02-2005, 12:33 PM
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[Bears wake up]
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01-02-2005, 12:34 PM
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Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy! You have a massive erection!
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01-02-2005, 12:34 PM
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Ron Burgundy: By the beard of Zeus!
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01-02-2005, 12:35 PM
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Ron Burgundy: I'm proud of you fellas you all kept your head on a swivel and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.
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01-02-2005, 12:36 PM
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Veronica Corningstone: You are just a giant baby!
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01-02-2005, 12:37 PM
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Brian Fantana: It's called Sex Panther; it's illegal in nine countries. It's made from little pieces of real panther, so you know it's good.
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01-02-2005, 12:38 PM
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Brian Fantana: See, Ed? Now you're putting the whole building in danger.
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01-02-2005, 12:38 PM
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Wes Mantooth: What are you doing on our stations turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beatdown.
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01-02-2005, 12:39 PM
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Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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01-02-2005, 12:40 PM
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Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
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01-02-2005, 12:40 PM
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Ron Burgundy: Hey, leave the mothers out of this - all right?; it's unnecessary. Besides, I'm sure Wes here is just upset over finishing second in the ratings again.
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01-02-2005, 12:41 PM
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Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
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01-02-2005, 12:41 PM
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Brian Fantana: So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight.
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01-02-2005, 12:42 PM
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Bill Lawson: Bob Dylan once said "For the times they are a changin." Ron Burgundy had never heard this song.
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01-02-2005, 12:43 PM
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Ron Burgundy: Hello San Diego, I'm back... but I'm going to need help reporting such a big story, from the lovely Miss Veronica Corningstone.
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01-02-2005, 12:44 PM
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Ron Burgundy: [shoves Brick] No Brick, not you...
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01-02-2005, 12:44 PM
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Ron Burgundy: [looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look!
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01-02-2005, 12:45 PM
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Veronica Corningstone: Listen. There's three things I'm good at: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I've already done one of those things today, and I'm about to do one more. Which is it gonna be?
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01-02-2005, 12:46 PM
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Ed Harken: [thinks about it] ... Screwing?
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01-02-2005, 12:46 PM
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[from trailer]
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Ron Burgundy: Hey Garth! How's the divorce?
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Garth Holliday: Oh, not so good... I'll probably never see my kids again...
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01-02-2005, 12:48 PM
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Ron Burgundy: FAN-tastic.
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01-02-2005, 12:49 PM
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Brian Fantana: People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what your asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the octagon, but I also nick name my testie's my left one is James Wesfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noise water. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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01-02-2005, 12:49 PM
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Spanish Anchor: Tonight on Spanish-Language news at six: The Streets run red... With Burgandy's Blood!
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01-02-2005, 12:50 PM
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01-02-2005, 12:50 PM
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Brick Tamland: [when Veronica is replacing Ron after he fails to turn up] You're not Ron...
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01-02-2005, 12:51 PM
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Brick Tamland: [after a rival news team insults Ron and co] Heinie...
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01-02-2005, 12:52 PM
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Brick Tamland: he said heinie!
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01-02-2005, 12:52 PM
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Champ Kind: Get back over here, Brick!
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