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FFA Judge No. 1: That's right.
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Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss.
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Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks second glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
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FFA Judge No. 2: Correct.
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[Deb is making a glamour shot of Uncle Rico]
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Deb: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant...
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[all three turn their heads in a slant]
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Deb: Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin.
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[All three slowly ease up fists under their chins]
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Deb: This is looking really good.
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Kip: You can say that again.
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Deb: Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses.
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[Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera]
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Uncle Rico: Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb.
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[Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly]
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Uncle Rico: You're up Kip.
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Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?
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[makes gesture of putting on a vest]
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Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They're real big.
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Deb: Thank you. I made them myself.
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Napoleon Dynamite: So you and Pedro getting really serious now?
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Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to the dance] Who are you gonna ask?
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Pedro: That girl over there.
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Napoleon Dynamite: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
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Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
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Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
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Nathan: Come on, give me some of your tots.
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Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
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Nathan: [kicks the tots]
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Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.
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Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like?
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Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.
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Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
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[takes telephone and dials number]
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Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
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Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
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Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
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Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
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Kip: I'm really busy right now.
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Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
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Kip: Why?
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Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
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Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
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Kip: No.
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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
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Kip: No, Napoleon.
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Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
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Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
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Kip: See ya.
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