stop trying to steal my money! :1orglaugh

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Whats another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement.

she put the Boogie man outta business.

light.

you mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

One day a man walked in on his son masturbating. He said, "Now son, if you don't stop masterbuting, you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Hey dad! I'm over here!"

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Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses

Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.

oh please satan let it be me :1orglaugh

Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.

beautifal dogs! :thumbsup

Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

Did I win? lol

Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.

not yet! :orglaugh

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Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

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Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!

This thread is heterosexual.

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.

Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.