A. "How do you breath through something so small?" :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Q. Why don't women wear watches? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. There's a clock on the stove! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Eggs :mad: :ak47: *-

Wife :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Blowjob? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! :mad: :ak47: *-

i hate your sig...:helpme

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

she said "Moving." :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says :mad: :ak47: *-

DING! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC :eek7 :evil-laug *-

she has to lick other people's fingers! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Any predictions when we'll get tired of this?

She said :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

she ran outside with a spoon :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" :BangBang: :feels-hot *-