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A. Fertilized :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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ban him
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A. More headroom :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Because everyone gets a turn. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. The more you bang it :mad: :ak47: *-
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the looser it gets! :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Frosted Flakes :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. An airbag. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. Bobbing for chips. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Brain tumor. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. FULL :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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i farted
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. You get to park in the handicap zone. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Pregnant :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Not everyone has been in a 747? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. Butter is difficult to spread. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. A brunette with bad breath. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do you call an idiot who keeps posting stupid blonde jokes?
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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the easier they are to pick up. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. She opens the car door. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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