Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

I asked her what she was doing :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

she said "Moving." :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

DING! :mad: :ak47: *-

she has to lick other people's fingers! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said :eek7 :evil-laug *-

She said :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

she went home and got 16 friends :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

but its cheap :mad: :ak47: *-

Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

A. Between the two of us :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. How does a blonde part their hair? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

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Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

A. Nothing :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

they haven't met! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

A. Humpme Dumpme :mad: :ak47: *-

A. More leg-room! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

A. They chip their teeth. :mad: :ak47: *-