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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. Humpme Dumpme :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. More leg-room! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Fertilized :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. More headroom :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. Because everyone gets a turn. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. The more you bang it :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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the looser it gets! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Frosted Flakes :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. An airbag. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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do i win?
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A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. Bobbing for chips. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. So she can have a doggie bag for later. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. "Way to go team!" :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. FULL :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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