Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.

Yo mama's so dirty, the U.S. Army wants to use her bath water as a biological weapon.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she's gotta fart!

Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Your mama's so dumb, she had to have a cook help her make ramen noodles.

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.

Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Yo mama's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought that the the International Dateline was a global dating service.

Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.

Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

lol

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo mama's so fat, she got pregnant and lost weight!

Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet

Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for braces

Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken and when the cashier asked what size she wanted, yo mama said "The one on the roof."

Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

someone kill this thread

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

whats the difference between your momma and a bag of shit?




....the bag

what do you call a fat chinese person?

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a chunk

Huh, I will add my name here!

jDoG

I knew it! this thread just won't die!

just lost TF's prize, maybe I can sneak under the radar on this one...yeah right!

Lux

yo mama's so fat she's using a sleeping bag as a tampax

A. The longer you play with them :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? :mad: :ak47: *-

A. A Klondike Bar :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-