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Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
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Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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still on page 1 :glugglug
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A. More leg-room! :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.
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Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.
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A. They chip their teeth. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
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Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
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A. Fertilized :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
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Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. More headroom :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
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Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
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A. Because everyone gets a turn. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
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A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
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Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!"
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A. The more you bang it :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
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the looser it gets! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
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Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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A. An airbag. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.
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Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose weight, only find it.
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A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
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Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
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A. They both swallowed a lot of semen. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
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A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
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A. Bobbing for chips. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
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