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Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street :mad: :ak47: *-
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she said "Moving." :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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What ya doin'? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Buying luggage. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign :mad: :ak47: *-
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she went home and got 16 friends :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Nice flood! :P
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she ran outside with a spoon :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :mad: :ak47: *-
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but its cheap :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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and spreads easy. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. Between the two of us :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. How does a blonde part their hair? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. By doing the splits. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Nothing :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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yahoo............ i won................ i won ............... i won................
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A. Humpme Dumpme :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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u crazy monkey!
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Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. They chip their teeth. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Fertilized :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. More headroom :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Because everyone gets a turn. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. The more you bang it :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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the looser it gets! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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