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Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
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Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
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Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.
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A. To feed the toilet duck! :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
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A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
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Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
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A. practice. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
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Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
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A. To cover the valve stem. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
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Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
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A. It takes too long to retrain them. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
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Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
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Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.
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A. They spread for the bread. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.
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Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
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Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family
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Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
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Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo mama's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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