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Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:22 AM

Because it would look silly with six inches.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:23 AM

Q: What's a wife?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:23 AM

:D Anatomy is something everybody's got

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:23 AM

but sure looks better on a woman.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:25 AM

Darling. :D

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:25 AM

A: An attachment you screw on the bed

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:25 AM

Why do women get periods?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:26 AM

Because they deserve them.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:26 AM

Why did the punk cross the road?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:27 AM

to get the housework done.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:27 AM

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:28 AM

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:28 AM

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:29 AM

A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch....

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:29 AM

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:29 AM

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:30 AM

Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:31 AM

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:31 AM

A: 10-year old crack habit.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:32 AM

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:32 AM

The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:33 AM

A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:33 AM

The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:34 AM

'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:34 AM

A: A box full.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:34 AM

'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:35 AM

Q: Why were shopping carts invented?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:35 AM

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:36 AM

Q: What do you call a 300 pound Italian girl? :D

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:36 AM

A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:37 AM

Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:37 AM

A stick.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:38 AM

A: Anorexic

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:38 AM

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:38 AM

If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:39 AM

I'd cross the hottest desert

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:39 AM

Q: Why did it take so long for Lorena Bobbitt to throw the dick out of the window?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:40 AM

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:40 AM

A: She didn't have the balls.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:40 AM

It was so cold

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:41 AM

the town flasher ran up and described himself.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:42 AM

Q: What's a 79 ?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:42 AM

A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:43 AM

Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:44 AM

one hardly used.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:44 AM

A: 69 with a ten cent meal tax.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:45 AM

How do you tell an old man?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:45 AM

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 05:46 AM

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 05:46 AM

It isn't hard.

05-22-2004, 05:22 AM	#7251
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because it would look silly with six inches.

05-22-2004, 05:23 AM	#7252
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: What's a wife?

05-22-2004, 05:23 AM	#7253
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	:D Anatomy is something everybody's got

05-22-2004, 05:23 AM	#7254
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	but sure looks better on a woman.

05-22-2004, 05:25 AM	#7255
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Darling. :D

05-22-2004, 05:25 AM	#7256
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A: An attachment you screw on the bed

05-22-2004, 05:25 AM	#7257
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Why do women get periods?

05-22-2004, 05:26 AM	#7258
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because they deserve them.

05-22-2004, 05:26 AM	#7259
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Why did the punk cross the road?

05-22-2004, 05:27 AM	#7260
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	to get the housework done.

05-22-2004, 05:27 AM	#7261
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

05-22-2004, 05:28 AM	#7262
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

05-22-2004, 05:28 AM	#7263
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?

05-22-2004, 05:29 AM	#7264
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch....

05-22-2004, 05:29 AM	#7265
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

05-22-2004, 05:29 AM	#7266
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common?

05-22-2004, 05:30 AM	#7267
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

05-22-2004, 05:31 AM	#7268
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

05-22-2004, 05:31 AM	#7269
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A: 10-year old crack habit.

05-22-2004, 05:32 AM	#7270
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?

05-22-2004, 05:32 AM	#7271
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

05-22-2004, 05:33 AM	#7272
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you.

05-22-2004, 05:33 AM	#7273
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

05-22-2004, 05:34 AM	#7274
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

05-22-2004, 05:34 AM	#7275
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A: A box full.

05-22-2004, 05:34 AM	#7276
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

05-22-2004, 05:35 AM	#7277
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: Why were shopping carts invented?

05-22-2004, 05:35 AM	#7278
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

05-22-2004, 05:36 AM	#7279
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: What do you call a 300 pound Italian girl? :D

05-22-2004, 05:36 AM	#7280
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.