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Old 05-22-2004, 12:43 AM   #6601
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:43 AM   #6602
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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:44 AM   #6603
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:45 AM   #6604
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:46 AM   #6605
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:46 AM   #6606
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:46 AM   #6607
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:47 AM   #6608
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:48 AM   #6609
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:49 AM   #6610
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:50 AM   #6611
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:50 AM   #6612
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:51 AM   #6613
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the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:52 AM   #6614
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A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:52 AM   #6615
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:53 AM   #6616
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:53 AM   #6617
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:54 AM   #6618
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:54 AM   #6619
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one hardly used.
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:55 AM   #6620
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It isn't hard.
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:56 AM   #6621
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Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:57 AM   #6622
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A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:58 AM   #6623
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:59 AM   #6624
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Anatomy is something everybody's got
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:59 AM   #6625
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but sure looks better on a woman.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:00 AM   #6626
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:01 AM   #6627
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Darling.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:01 AM   #6628
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Why do women get periods?
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:02 AM   #6629
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Because they deserve them.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:03 AM   #6630
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:04 AM   #6631
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:04 AM   #6632
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:05 AM   #6633
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Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:06 AM   #6634
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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:07 AM   #6635
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:08 AM   #6636
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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:08 AM   #6637
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A. The thief was spending less then his wife.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:09 AM   #6638
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:09 AM   #6639
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A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:09 AM   #6640
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:10 AM   #6641
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:11 AM   #6642
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:11 AM   #6643
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:12 AM   #6644
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:13 AM   #6645
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What's brown and sticky?
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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