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Old 05-22-2004, 03:40 AM   #7001
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A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:40 AM   #7002
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Why do women get periods?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:40 AM   #7003
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:41 AM   #7004
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Because they deserve them.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:41 AM   #7005
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A. So she could lip read.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:42 AM   #7006
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Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:43 AM   #7007
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:43 AM   #7008
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:44 AM   #7009
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A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:44 AM   #7010
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:45 AM   #7011
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A. Pregnant
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:45 AM   #7012
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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:46 AM   #7013
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:46 AM   #7014
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:47 AM   #7015
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A. Not everyone has been in a 747?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:47 AM   #7016
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:47 AM   #7017
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Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:47 AM   #7018
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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:48 AM   #7019
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A. Butter is difficult to spread.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:48 AM   #7020
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The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:48 AM   #7021
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:49 AM   #7022
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:49 AM   #7023
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A. Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:49 AM   #7024
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:50 AM   #7025
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Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:50 AM   #7026
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:50 AM   #7027
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:50 AM   #7028
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A. Artificial intelligence.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:50 AM   #7029
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It's ass.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:51 AM   #7030
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:51 AM   #7031
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:51 AM   #7032
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:52 AM   #7033
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A. A brunette with bad breath.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:52 AM   #7034
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A stick.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:53 AM   #7035
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:53 AM   #7036
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:53 AM   #7037
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:54 AM   #7038
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A. The older they get
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:55 AM   #7039
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I'd cross the hottest desert
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:55 AM   #7040
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the easier they are to pick up.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:55 AM   #7041
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:56 AM   #7042
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It was so cold
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:56 AM   #7043
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A. She opens the car door.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:56 AM   #7045
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the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:57 AM   #7046
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?
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Old 05-22-2004, 03:58 AM   #7048
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'
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