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05-22-2004, 05:47 AM
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 so she took them to the taxodermist  |
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05-22-2004, 05:47 AM
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 A: 45 minutes.  |
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05-22-2004, 05:48 AM
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 Why does an elephant have four feet?  |
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05-22-2004, 05:48 AM
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 Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?  |
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05-22-2004, 05:49 AM
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 Because it would look silly with six inches.  |
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05-22-2004, 05:49 AM
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 A: Sexual harassment.  |
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05-22-2004, 05:50 AM
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 What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?  |
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05-22-2004, 05:51 AM
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Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? |
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05-22-2004, 05:51 AM
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Darling. |
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05-22-2004, 05:52 AM
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Why do women get periods? |
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05-22-2004, 05:52 AM
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 Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?  |
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05-22-2004, 05:53 AM
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 Because they deserve them.  |
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05-22-2004, 05:53 AM
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A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. |
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05-22-2004, 05:53 AM
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 Because he was stapled to the chickens back.  |
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05-22-2004, 05:54 AM
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 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :D |
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05-22-2004, 05:55 AM
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 Only one. To slam the car boot shut.  |
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05-22-2004, 05:56 AM
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 Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'  |
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05-22-2004, 05:56 AM
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:D Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember
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05-22-2004, 05:57 AM
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'  |
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05-22-2004, 05:58 AM
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The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' |
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05-22-2004, 05:58 AM
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 The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'  |
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05-22-2004, 06:00 AM
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 The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'  |
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05-22-2004, 06:01 AM
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 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' |
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05-22-2004, 06:01 AM
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 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? |
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05-22-2004, 06:02 AM
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. |
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05-22-2004, 06:04 AM
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A stick.  |
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05-22-2004, 06:04 AM
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 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? |
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05-22-2004, 06:05 AM
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 If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.  |
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05-22-2004, 06:06 AM
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I'd cross the hottest desert |
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05-22-2004, 06:08 AM
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It was so cold  |
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05-22-2004, 06:08 AM
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What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? |
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05-22-2004, 06:09 AM
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders. |
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05-22-2004, 06:10 AM
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Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' |
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05-22-2004, 06:11 AM
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 one hardly used. |
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05-22-2004, 06:12 AM
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 How do you tell an old man?  |
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05-22-2004, 06:12 AM
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It isn't hard.  |
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05-22-2004, 06:13 AM
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so she took them to the taxodermist |
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05-22-2004, 06:14 AM
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Why does an elephant have four feet? |
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05-22-2004, 06:15 AM
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Because it would look silly with six inches. |
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05-22-2004, 06:16 AM
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 Anatomy is something everybody's got |
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05-22-2004, 06:16 AM
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 but sure looks better on a woman.  |
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05-22-2004, 06:17 AM
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? |
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05-22-2004, 06:17 AM
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 Darling. |
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05-22-2004, 06:18 AM
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Why do women get periods? |
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05-22-2004, 06:19 AM
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Because they deserve them. :D |
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05-22-2004, 06:19 AM
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Confirmed User
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05-22-2004, 06:19 AM
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Why did the punk cross the road? |
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05-22-2004, 06:20 AM
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? |
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05-22-2004, 06:21 AM
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut. |
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05-22-2004, 06:22 AM
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' |
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