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[Smokey The ßear]

'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

[Nanda]

North Dakota Crazy Law
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.


It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon

Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

[Digibucks]

clamsmacker are you listening to me

[Nanda]

Ohio Crazy Law
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.


Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.


Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.


It is illegal to get a fish drunk.


The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.


No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.


Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.


Breast feeding is not allowed in public.


In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.


It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.


Bay Village
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.


Bexley
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.


Clinton County
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.


Cleveland
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!


Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.


Columbus
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.


Fairview Park
It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor.


Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.


Ironton
Cross-dressing is against the law.


Lima
Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.


Lowell
It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.


Marion
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.


North Canton
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.


McDonald
Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.


Oxford
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


Paulding
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.


Toledo
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.


Strongsville
Catch 22 is banned.


Youngstown
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.


You may not run out of gas.

[ClamSmacker]

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

[Digibucks]

dont waste any more of your time

[Nanda]

Oklahoma Crazy Law
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.


Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.


Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.


Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.


Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.


No one may spit on a sidewalk.


Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.


Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed)


Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.


It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.


Whaling is illegal.


Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.


Tattoos are banned.


Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (Repealed 1998)


People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.


Ada
If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.


Clinton
Molesting an automobile is illegal.


Hawthahorne
It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.


Oklahoma City
No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.


Schulter
Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.


Tulsa
You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.


Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.


Wynona
One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.


Mules may not drink out of bird baths.


Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.


Yukon
It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.


While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

[Smokey The ßear]

Why does an elephant have four feet?

[ClamSmacker]

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

[Nanda]

Oregon Crazy Law
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.


Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

Dishes must drip dry.


It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.


You may not pump your own gas in service stations.


The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. Not even a court of law can. All you can access is what the doctor or nurse voluntarily records in your chart.


One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee.


Beaverton
You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.


Eugene
It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.


It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Repealed in the 1970s)


Hood River
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.


Klamath Falls
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.


Portland
People may not whistle underwater.


It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989)


You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.


Marion
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.


Myrtle Creek
One may not box with a kangaroo.


Salem
Women may not wrestle in Salem.


Springfield
It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.


Stanfield
No more than two people may share a single drink.


Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.

[Smokey The ßear]

Because it would look silly with six inches.

[Smokey The ßear]

Anatomy is something everybody's got

[ClamSmacker]

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

[Nanda]

Pennsylvania Crazy Law
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official "beer distributor"


You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.


You may not catch a fish with your hands.


It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.


You may not sing in the bathtub.


Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.


Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.


It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.


Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.


Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.


A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.


Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.


Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.


All liquor stores must be run by the state.


A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.


It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.


Carlisle
In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.


Connellsville
One's pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.


Danville
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.


Millville
The sale of alcohol is prohibited.


One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.


Morrisville
It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.


Newtown
Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.


Pittsburgh
No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.


It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.


Ridley Park
You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.


Tarentum
Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.

[born4porn]

[Nanda]

Rhode Island Crazy Law
It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonment for one to seven years.


Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days.

Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second.


It is illegal to coast downhill in your car with your transmission in neutral, or with the clutch disengaged.


Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine.


It is illegal to place a windmill within twenty-five (25) rods of any traveled street or road.


It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.


Rhode Island recently applied to the US Government to make all the coastal waters of Rhode Island a "No Discharge Zone". The ostensible purpose was to prohibit the discharge of sewage by boats into the state's waters. However, discharge of raw sewage into the state waters was already illegal. What the "No Discharge Zone" actually did was make it illegal to discharge TREATED sewage from a boat into state waters. What now happens is that boats (whose treatment systems far outperform municipal sewage treatment plants) are now required to disable their sewage treatment systems, and carry their sewage to a shore-based facility, which then dumps the partially treated sewage back into Rhode Island's coastal waters.


Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday.


Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. -SECTION 11-40-1


Newport
You cannot smoke a pipe after sunset.


Providence
There is not an appeals process for exemtion of property tax due to a disability or poverty.


It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.


You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.


West Warwick
It is illegal to use water on even-numbered days for the sole purpose of watering plants, gardens, or lawns. If you break this law there is a fine of $25-$100.

[Smokey The ßear]

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

[ClamSmacker]

How are you Smokey?

[Nanda]

South Carolina Crazy Law
It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.


Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.

All schools must prepare a suitable program for Francis Willard Day.


Dance halls may not operate on Sundays.


Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.


Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.


A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.


Merchandise may not be sold within a half mile of a church unless fruit is being sold.


It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.


Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.


Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.


When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.


It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club. (Repealed November 2000)


It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.


By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.


It is illegal to communicate with a woman using obscene messages.


No work may be done on Sunday.


An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.


Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.


It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.


Charleston
It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.


The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake.


Fountain Inn



Horses are to wear pants at all times.


Lancaster County
It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster.


Spartanburg
Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.

[Nanda]

South Dakota Crazy Law
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.


No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.


It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.


Spearfish
If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

[Smokey The ßear]

Why do women get periods?

[stembolt]

I went to the marriage councilor with the wife today.
After 30 mins of silence.
The councilor said ?well think of something you both have in common??
Still more silence
Then I pipe up ?well we both will not suck dick

[Nanda]

Tennessee Crazy Law
Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud female dog that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction.


"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.


It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.


Hollow logs may not be sold.


It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.


Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.


Driving is not to be done while asleep.


You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.


Dyersburg
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.


Fayette County
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.


Lenoir City
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.


Lexington
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.


Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.


Knoxville
In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post."


Memphis
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. (Passed in 1996)


Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.


It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.


It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises.


Oneida
An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."

[plyndrty]

[Smokey The ßear]

Because they deserve them.

[LadyD]

JESUS CHRIST SMOKEY

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[Nanda]

Texas Crazy Law
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.


A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.


The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.


When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.


It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.


You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.


A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.


It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.


It is illegal to milk another person's cow.


Abilene
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.


Austin
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.


Beaumont
Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.


Borger
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.


Clarendon
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.


El Paso
Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."


Houston
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.


It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.


Galveston
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.


Jasper
Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.


LeFors
It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.


Lubbock County
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.


Mesquite
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.


Port Arthur
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.


Richardson
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.


It is illegal to do "U Turns".


San Antonio
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.


It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.


Temple
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.


You can ride your horse in the saloon.


Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.


Texarkana
Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

[Smokey The ßear]

Why did the punk cross the road?

[stembolt]

[ClamSmacker]

This is a Google Search Engine placement competition to get the keyword " Nigritude Ultramarine " ranked the highest in Google.

Nigritude Ultramarine

[Nanda]

Smokey,,,,share ur bot....

[Smokey The ßear]

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

[stembolt]

y did he cross the road?

[Nanda]

Utah Crazy Law
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.


Birds have the right of way on all highways.


It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

It is against the law to fish from horseback.


When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.


A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.


You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.


It is illegal not to drink milk.


It is considered an offense to hunt whales.


Kaysville
You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.


Logan
Women may not swear.


Monroe
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.


Provo
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.


Salt Lake City
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.


Trout Creek
Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.

[Smokey The ßear]

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

[Nanda]

Vermont Crazy Law
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.


Whistling underwater is illegal.

At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.


Barre
All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.

[ClamSmacker]

time for a coffee

[Nanda]

Virginia Crazy Law
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.


It is illegal to tickle women.

Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. (Repealed)


You may not work on Sunday. (Repealed)


Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.


It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.


There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."


Police radar detectors are illegal.


It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays. (Repealed)


You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc. (Repealed)


You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday. (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977)


Culpeper
No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.


Dayton
A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.


Lebanon
It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.


Norfolk
Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.


A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.


Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.


Richmond
It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.


Stafford County
It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.


Victoria
It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.


Virginia Beach
It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.


If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.


It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.


It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.


Waynesboro
It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

[Smokey The ßear]

Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

[stembolt]

An obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself was serving a plane?s cabin. He came swishing down the aisle and said through the PA, "Captain Harvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that one of the women hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
The flight attendant responded, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put up the tray, Bitch."

[Smokey The ßear]

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

[Smokey The ßear]

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

[Nanda]

Washington Crazy Law
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.


All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.


You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.


All lollipops are banned.


You are breaking the law if you sell or place in the stream of commerce a crib that has: corner posts that extend more than 1/16-inch above end panels; slats more than 2 3/8 inches apart; a mattress support that releases easily from corner posts; cutout designs on the end panels; tears in mesh or fabric; missing or loose screws, bolts, or hardware; sharp edges, points, or rough surfaces on wood surfaces that are not smooth and free from splinters, splits or cracks. The new Infant Crib Safety Act in California (AB 3760, Speier), Colorado (SB 98-023,Pascoe and Morrison) and Washington State (SSB 6229, Kohl and Pennington) states that "no commercial user shall manufacture, retrofit, sell, contract to sell or resell, lease, sublet or otherwise place in the stream of commerce, a full-size or non-full-size crib that is unsafe for any infant using the crib.


It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.


You are not allowed to breast feed in public.


When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.


A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."


Auburn
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.


Bremerton
You may not shuck peanuts on the street.


Everett
It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.


Lynden
Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.


Seattle
You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.


Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.


No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission.


It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.


Spokane
TV's may not be bought on Sundays.


Waldron Island



No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing. -San Juan County Ordinance NO. 7 -1995 (Passed June 7,1995)


Wilbur
You may not ride an ugly horse.

[Smokey The ßear]

Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

[stembolt]

A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
"Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"

[Smokey The ßear]

The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :D

[Nanda]

West Virginia Crazy Law
If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.


Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."


Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.


It is illegal to snooze on a train.


According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.


When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.


Whistling underwater is prohibited.


Alderson
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.


Nicholas County
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.


Huntington
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.


It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

[ClamSmacker]

How do you have your coffee?

[Smokey The ßear]

The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'

[Nanda]

Wisconsin Crazy Law
Dumb Wisconsin Laws
At one time, margarine was illegal.


As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.

You must manually flush all urinals in a building.


While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license.


Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.


State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.


Citizens may not murder their enemies.


It is illegal to cut a woman's hair.


It is illegal to kiss on a train.


Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.


Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday.


Kenosha
No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.


La Crosse
You cannot "worry a squirrel."


It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.


It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).


It is illegal to play checkers in public.


Milwaukee
If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.


An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.


It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.


It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.


Racine
Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.


It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.


St. Croix
Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.