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05-22-2004, 01:44 AM
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 What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?  |
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05-22-2004, 01:45 AM
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 A man who's too drunk to follow orders.  |
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05-22-2004, 01:45 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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05-22-2004, 01:46 AM
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 For sale : Twin beds  |
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05-22-2004, 01:46 AM
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 A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day  |
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05-22-2004, 01:47 AM
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 Then cut it with a band saw. MEEOOW.  |
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05-22-2004, 01:47 AM
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 How do you tell an old man?  |
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05-22-2004, 01:47 AM
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 Q. What did the sea say to the shore?  |
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05-22-2004, 01:48 AM
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 It isn't hard.  |
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05-22-2004, 01:48 AM
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 A. Nothing...it just waved.  |
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05-22-2004, 01:49 AM
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Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar? |
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05-22-2004, 01:49 AM
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so she took them to the taxodermist  |
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05-22-2004, 01:49 AM
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'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' |
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05-22-2004, 01:50 AM
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 Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank?  |
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05-22-2004, 01:50 AM
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Why does an elephant have four feet?  |
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05-22-2004, 01:50 AM
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Because it would look silly with six inches.  |
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05-22-2004, 01:50 AM
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 A. After withdrawal |
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05-22-2004, 01:51 AM
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Anatomy is something everybody's got  |
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05-22-2004, 01:51 AM
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Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay?  |
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05-22-2004, 01:52 AM
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but sure looks better on a woman.  |
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05-22-2004, 01:52 AM
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 A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle...  |
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05-22-2004, 01:52 AM
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 What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? |
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05-22-2004, 01:53 AM
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Darling. |
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05-22-2004, 01:53 AM
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Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?  |
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05-22-2004, 01:53 AM
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 Why do women get periods?  |
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05-22-2004, 01:54 AM
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A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!" |
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05-22-2004, 01:54 AM
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 Because they deserve them. |
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05-22-2004, 01:55 AM
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 Because he was stapled to the chickens back. |
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05-22-2004, 01:56 AM
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A: So they can run their fingers through their hair. |
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05-22-2004, 01:56 AM
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 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? |
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05-22-2004, 01:56 AM
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Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? |
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05-22-2004, 01:56 AM
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Only one. To slam the car boot shut.  |
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05-22-2004, 01:57 AM
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 A: They have to pull their own pants down. |
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05-22-2004, 01:57 AM
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' |
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05-22-2004, 01:58 AM
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 Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'  |
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05-22-2004, 01:58 AM
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Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember |
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05-22-2004, 01:59 AM
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Q: What's a wife? |
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05-22-2004, 01:59 AM
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A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :D |
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05-22-2004, 02:00 AM
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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' |
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05-22-2004, 02:00 AM
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A: An attachment you screw on the bed |
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05-22-2004, 02:01 AM
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? |
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05-22-2004, 02:01 AM
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The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' |
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05-22-2004, 02:02 AM
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'  |
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05-22-2004, 02:03 AM
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? |
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05-22-2004, 02:04 AM
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.  |
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05-22-2004, 02:05 AM
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 What's brown and sticky?  |
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05-22-2004, 02:05 AM
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 A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch....  |
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05-22-2004, 02:06 AM
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A: 10-year old crack habit. |
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05-22-2004, 02:06 AM
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A stick. |
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05-22-2004, 02:07 AM
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What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? |
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