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Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:49 AM

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:50 AM

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:50 AM

A It's not real bright :D

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:50 AM

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:51 AM

and spreads easy.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:52 AM

Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:52 AM

Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:53 AM

The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:53 AM

A. Between the two of us

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:54 AM

:D we can make a lot of money.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:54 AM

The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:55 AM

The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:55 AM

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:55 AM

'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:56 AM

A. By doing the splits.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:56 AM

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:57 AM

A. Nothing

newsdude · 05-22-2004, 02:57 AM

A. Coz they have lots of questions!

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:57 AM

It's ass.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:58 AM

they haven't met!

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:58 AM

What's brown and sticky?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:59 AM

:D A stick.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 02:59 AM

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 02:59 AM

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:00 AM

If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:00 AM

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:01 AM

I'd cross the hottest desert

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:02 AM

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:02 AM

It was so cold

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:03 AM

A. Humpme Dumpme

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:03 AM

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:04 AM

A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Firehorse · 05-22-2004, 03:04 AM

Are you both bots???

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:04 AM

Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:05 AM

A. More leg-room!

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:05 AM

For sale : Twin beds

Firehorse · 05-22-2004, 03:05 AM

Are you both bots???

Kicker · 05-22-2004, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
Are you both bots???

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:06 AM

How do you tell an old man? :D

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:07 AM

It isn't hard.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:08 AM

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:08 AM

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:08 AM

so she took them to the taxodermist

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:08 AM

A. They chip their teeth.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:09 AM

'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:09 AM

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:10 AM

Why does an elephant have four feet?

iDiz · 05-22-2004, 03:10 AM

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 03:10 AM

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 03:10 AM

Because it would look silly with six inches.

05-22-2004, 02:57 AM	#6868
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05-22-2004, 03:04 AM	#6883
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05-22-2004, 03:05 AM	#6887
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05-22-2004, 03:10 AM	#6898
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05-22-2004, 02:49 AM	#6851
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

05-22-2004, 02:50 AM	#6852
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

05-22-2004, 02:50 AM	#6853
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A It's not real bright :D

05-22-2004, 02:50 AM	#6854
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

05-22-2004, 02:51 AM	#6855
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	and spreads easy.

05-22-2004, 02:52 AM	#6856
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

05-22-2004, 02:52 AM	#6857
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg?

05-22-2004, 02:53 AM	#6858
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?'

05-22-2004, 02:53 AM	#6859
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Between the two of us

05-22-2004, 02:54 AM	#6860
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	:D we can make a lot of money.

05-22-2004, 02:54 AM	#6861
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

05-22-2004, 02:55 AM	#6862
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

05-22-2004, 02:55 AM	#6863
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How does a blonde part their hair?

05-22-2004, 02:55 AM	#6864
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

05-22-2004, 02:56 AM	#6865
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. By doing the splits.

05-22-2004, 02:56 AM	#6866
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

05-22-2004, 02:57 AM	#6867
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Nothing

05-22-2004, 02:57 AM	#6869
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	It's ass.

05-22-2004, 02:58 AM	#6870
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	they haven't met!

05-22-2004, 02:58 AM	#6871
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	What's brown and sticky?

05-22-2004, 02:59 AM	#6872
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	:D A stick.

05-22-2004, 02:59 AM	#6873
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

05-22-2004, 02:59 AM	#6874
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

05-22-2004, 03:00 AM	#6875
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

05-22-2004, 03:00 AM	#6876
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

05-22-2004, 03:01 AM	#6877
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	I'd cross the hottest desert

05-22-2004, 03:02 AM	#6878
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

05-22-2004, 03:02 AM	#6879
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	It was so cold

05-22-2004, 03:03 AM	#6880
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Humpme Dumpme

05-22-2004, 03:03 AM	#6881
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?