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:glugglug Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :glugglug

:helpme

:ak47: For sale : Twin beds :disgust

:feels-hot How do you tell an old man? :Kissmy

:thumbsup An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :rainfro

:sleep 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :glugglug

:Buck: Why does an elephant have four feet? :tongue:

:disgust Anatomy is something everybody's got :eyecrazy

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:thefinger What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :karaoke

:question Darling. :ak47:

:girl Why do women get periods? :angel

:stoned Why did the punk cross the road? :mad:

:GFYBand How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :321GFY

:mad: Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :eek2

:Note There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :winkwink:

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:321GFY Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :2 cents:

:rainfro The graduate with a science degree asks 'Why does it work?' :feels-hot

:glugglug The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :rasta

:tongue: The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :eatmouse

:eatmouse The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :rainfro

:fart What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :tongue:

:smokin It's ass. :cool-as-a

:D What's brown and sticky? :winkwink:

:stop What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :eatmouse

:thefinger I'd cross the hottest desert :2 cents:

:mad: You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :thefinger

:smokin It was so cold :karaoke

:rasta What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :Hollering

:2 cents: A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :NopeNope

:ugone2far Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :pimp

:uhoh For sale : Twin beds :hi

:girl How do you tell an old man? :helpme

:smokin It isn't hard. :xomunch

:evil-laug An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :moon

:thumbsup 'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.' :stoned

:question Because it would look silly with six inches. :stop

:warning Anatomy is something everybody's got :sleep

:321GFY

:moon What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :Hollering

what the? :helpme

:eatmouse Darling. :eyecrazy

:fart Because they deserve them. :Buck:

:uhoh Because he was stapled to the chickens back. :eatmouse

:Graucho Why did the punk cross the road? :question

:stoned Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :2 cents:

:321GFY :Graucho

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