Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

From the Hall of Gore in the Castle East

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

The zombies were having fun

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolfman

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Dracula and his son

The brain surgeons were all digging the sounds

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. :mad: :ak47: *-

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hound

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. :mad: :ak47: *-

With the vocal group, The Crypt-Kicker Five

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-

(They did the mash)

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

They did the Monster Mash

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

It was a graveyard smash

(It was a smash)

An interesting idea but still a retarded thread.

Brad

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

It caught on in a flash

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. :mad: :ak47: *-

Come in, Morris, we always have a guest for breakfast

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

Come in, Horace, we always have a breast for geckfast

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. :mad: :ak47: *-

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp. :eek7 :evil-laug *-

The "Do Not Adjust Your Set" and "The Peel

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Sessions" versions of this song are basically

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street :BangBang: :feels-hot *-

the same as this, with some very minor lyrics

I asked her what she was doing :mad: :ak47: *-

differences (and ending, as mentioned later).

she said "Moving." :eek7 :evil-laug *-

*The F# (And D#) chords indicated by '*' are

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! :eek7 :evil-laug *-

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says :1orglaugh :Graucho *-

just brief linking chords, and strictly don't

DING! :eek7 :evil-laug *-