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Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Because they both drip when they're fucked! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. "Way to go team!" :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. FULL :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. You get to park in the handicap zone. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. Pregnant :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. Not everyone has been in a 747? :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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This contest SUCKS!
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A. Butter is difficult to spread. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Artificial intelligence. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. A brunette with bad breath. :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. The older they get :mad: :ak47: *-
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the easier they are to pick up. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. She opens the car door. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Play ball! :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. You always hear about them but never see them. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. Cause it said concentrate. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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posting sucks
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A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :mad: :ak47: *-
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