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A. She opens the car door. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. Play ball! :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. You always hear about them but never see them. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. Cause it said concentrate. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. The joystick is wet. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. To keep their ankles warm. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. An interpreter. :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. She sold her car for it... :mad: :ak47: *-
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Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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A. Because they have blond boyfriends :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Their both empty from the neck up :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? :mad: :ak47: *-
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A. A blow job with handlebars :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. It has a stamp on it. :thumbsup :winkwink: *-
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Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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A. A wine and cheese party! :BangBang: :feels-hot *-
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A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? :eek7 :evil-laug *-
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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? :1orglaugh :Graucho *-
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